once upon a time there was a hyper disney fangirl who called her friend, only to end up talking to a cynical world famous singer named lewis instead.
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raylee | lewis
❝having fun with my gift?❞
❝i hate you.❞
❝no, you love me.❞
❝i mean, you are my friend and i love all my friends.❞
❝awh. i love you too.❞
❝are we having a moment right now?❞
❝yes, shh.❞
❝cute.❞
❝so how is it to be an adult for three days now?❞
❝uh, i might be an adult, but i'm not a real adult.❞
❝. . . right.❞
❝i feel old. i'm not ready and i don't feel ready for it either.❞
❝. . .❞
❝i think i'm going to cry.❞
❝wha- no, wait, don't cry. oh god, you're crying. please, use your fidget spinner and think of something else instead.❞
❝you son of a bitch.❞
❝i'm choosing to blame it on the hormones.❞
❝. . .❞
❝shhhh.❞
❝what do you even see in me?❞
❝what?❞
❝why are you even friends with me?❞
❝because i like talking to you.❞
❝no seriously. what is so special about me? i'm a mess that cries every time age is mentioned.❞
❝what's special about you?❞
❝. . .❞
❝everything, raylee. everything is special about you.❞
❝. . .❞
"the real question is why you are friends with an asshole like me."
❝i don't know. you've always been interesting. a freaking superstar, for disney's sake. and you're so chill kind of. i don't know. a bit uptight too maybe?❞
❝thanks.❞
❝no problemo amigo. habla un poco tu language.❞
❝what the . . . what the fuck? you know i'm not spanish right? and you didn't even say it right.❞
❝see? that's the uptightness again.❞
❝that's not even a word.❞
❝you're not helping your case, lewis.❞
❝i'm not uptight.❞
❝sure. whatever floats your boat.❞
❝just wait. i can show you how uptight i can actually be.❞
❝i'd like to see you try.❞
❝challenge accepted.❞
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