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KOOK :
seokjinnn

• 2 NEW MESSAGES !

KOOK :
jin :( don't ignore me you hoe

KOOK :
you're leaving me on read i feel betrayed did our friendship mean nothing to you

SEOKJIN :
tf jeongguk i wasn't ignoring you it takes time for someone to reply back to text messages smh

SEOKJIN :
but what do you want

SEOKJIN :
if you're gonna ask me to pick up a pack of bread rolls and pizza rolls from the market i ain't doing it lol

KOOK :
wHAT THAT'S UNFAIR

KOOK :
I DO STUFF FOR YOU ALL THE TIME SMFH

SEOKJIN :
tbh makes sense bc i'm fucking older than you, you idiot

KOOK :
okay fine but if you're not gonna bring me my pizza rolls could you make me pork soup rice and blood sausage instead

KOOK :
or pick them up from a nearby restaurant

KOOK :
and cough cough pick up some pizza rolls cough on the way cough cough

SEOKJIN :
you're literally so extra i hate you

KOOK :
i know you love meee <3

SEOKJIN :
fuck off i'm walking to the market rn but you best pay me back for your shit

KOOK :
AW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

SEOKJIN :
fuck off

KOOK :
jeez old man i'm trying to express my love here

SEOKJIN :
nah i don't need it take it back

KOOK :
but where were you coming from? what were you even doing outside, anyway?

SEOKJIN :
what do you think i was doing,,

KOOK :
oh... still looking for yoongi? ):

KOOK :
i'm sorry seokjin ): i'd honestly help but i've tried to look for him for two years and i honestly can't do another year

KOOK :
i'm sorry

SEOKJIN :
no it's fine,, i'm probably just being dumb. he's probably living just fine somewhere, right...?

KOOK :
i hope so

SEOKJIN :
but anywaysss i was coming back from the police station haha

KOOK :
...? police?

KOOK :
what happened omg

KOOK :
do i need to bail you out

SEOKJIN :
yeah lmao i got caught in the rain but i was heading there anyway,, to look for yoongi n stuff y'know

KOOK :
oh

KOOK :
are they helping you

SEOKJIN :
yeah lol i met this super friendly police officer and he'll probably help me

KOOK :
oh

KOOK :
okay

KOOK :
anyways,,, hurry up and come home ;; i'm hella hungry and i need you to make me pork soup rice and buy me pizza rolls

SEOKJIN :
ofc i'll be there in twenty
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