V x Suho

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I'm both ARMY and EXO-L, and they are both supa cute! So here we go! (Awkward Monsta X, and cute Seventeen in the background of the gif lol)

Suho POV

So much stress with EXO these days... It's so hard to be a lonely mother to eight kids. Why did Kris ever leave me? He even took two and a half children with him... all my chinese kids... I only have the fake ones left... and the one that comes and goes... I really need to consider remarriage.

I should probably edit my dating profile then.. I haven't updated it in a looooooong time! And by long time, I mean, long time as in when I met Kris.. or Wu Yi Fan.

I open my laptop, and click on safari.

Gaydating4kpopidols.com

I enter, and wait for the page to load.

Welcome back.

I look at my profile, and cringe over the old pictures of me. I almost want to regret coming back to this, when I look at my profile picture.

Why? I look so ugly? I update the picture as quickly as possible, just to delete this uhhhhh-cringe worthy picture

Oops! Această imagine nu respectă Ghidul de Conținut. Pentru a continua publicarea, te rugăm să înlături imaginea sau să încarci o altă imagine.

Why? I look so ugly? I update the picture as quickly as possible, just to delete this uhhhhh-cringe worthy picture. Why was it taken in the first place?

I choose wisely, and end up with this.

I choose wisely, and end up with this

Oops! Această imagine nu respectă Ghidul de Conținut. Pentru a continua publicarea, te rugăm să înlături imaginea sau să încarci o altă imagine.

Idk.. do I look manly? I think so. Great. Now... change the description.

"I'm living alone with 10 kids"

Really?

"I'm living alone with 8 kids"

That's just a sad update. Forever alone..

"Single mom"

no... absolutely not.

"I'm rich"

That'll probably work.

~ 5 minutes later ~

(1) NEW NOTIFICATION

Kim Taehyung; hey rich! ;)

Kim Joon Myun; hi^^

Kim Taehyung; we both have Kim as last names!

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