jiminniesm here is part 1. Idk it just feels better to put them as separate parts. This part is only vkook so I just put it in the title.
I hope you don't mind that I put swear words. Idk that's how my humor is sometimes XD. And I hope it's somewhat amusing in a way?
Gucci Boi : Hey coconut head azz
Muscle Bunny: What is it, alien head azz?
Gucci Boi: Don't play innocent beach, I know you put random crusty ass numbers on my phone
Muscle Bunny: bitch*
Muscle Bunny: Kekeke~ you finally figured it out huh? It took you what? A good 6 hours I bet.
Gucci Boi: Suck my ass
Muscle Bunny: Been there, done that sweetie 😉.
Muscle Bunny: but 10/10 would again 👏👌👌👌
Gucci Boi: Ugh I hate youuuuuuuu
Muscle Bunny: Nah, you love me biiiitcchhh. And you gon never stop loving me...biiiitccchhhh.
Muscle Bunny:
Muscle Bunny: you're face when I did it the first time doooeee 👀👅💦👌👌
Gucci Boi: please actually suck the fart out of my dead dogs anus right now.
Gucci Boi: You know damn well I would never let you anywhere near my ass.
Muscle Bunny: hey babey, no need to deny~
Gucci Boi: Fight me hoe.
Gucci Boi: Smh now I gotta figure out if you put creepy fuckers on my phone T_T
Gucci Boi:
Muscle Bunny: Hehe, sounds fun. Tell me if you get any stalkers after~
Muscle Bunny: wouldn't be the first time with your devilish handsome looks and charm *wiggles eyebrows*
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