Beyond The Texts // a Namjin fanfiction // Namjoon x Seokjin

Chapter 5

9:17 am
Joonie is now online

Joonie: Gooooood morning sunshine!
Joonie: I like your dog and your friend already :)
Joonie: please get me his number 😊

9:18 am
Jinnie-oppa is now online

Jinnie-oppa: Thanks. Now I'm awake😑
Jinnie-oppa: Also, my dog doesn't have a phone so you can't get his number.

Joonie: I meant your friend's number 😑

Jinnie-oppa: He doesn't have a phone either

Joonie: .....
Joonie: Then atleast send me a picture of him 😏

Jinnie-oppa sent a photo
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Jinnie-oppa: Hobi is the one on the right, the one who doesn't have a phone cuz he dropped it yesterday. The left guy is my other friend, Jimin.

Joonie: Ohhhh they're handsome!
Joonie: Not as handsome as you though :)

Jinnie-oppa: I'd say you're hitting on me but you're totally right. I mean look at me! There's no one more handsome than me :)

Joonie: Not even on the other side of the world?

Jinnie-oppa: Not in America, Europe, Africa.... No where :)

Joonie: So you're the most handsome man on the planet?

Jinnie-oppa: Yes I think so🤔
Jinnie-oppa: You can call me mr. Worldwide Handsome :)

Joonie: No thanks :)
Joonie: I can't base that off of one selca 🙄

Jinnie-oppa: Smooth

Joonie: Smooth what?

Jinnie-oppa: That's a smooth way of asking for a selca :p

Joonie: Pfffff hahaha
Joonie: If you're mr. Worldwide Handsome, I'm mr. Worldwide Smooth

Jinnie-oppa: That doesn't work at all... I hope you realised that.

Joonie: I did.... But too late.... And I didnt have anything else to replace it with :')

Jinnie-oppa: Hahahahaha loser

Joonie: *having flashbacks to all those lost Mario Kart races yesterday*
Joonie: You're evil

Jinnie-oppa: Sorry :)
Jinnie-oppa: I'm gonna go eat breakfast now :)
Jinnie-oppa: See ya!🌸

Joonie: Is food more important than me? T_T

Jinnie-oppa: Yes. Why would you be important?

Joonie: Ouch... But you're right. Food is more important than anything. Sadly I always manage to burn my food or something :')

Jinnie-oppa: You're 24 you should be able to atleast make yourself some simple food!

Joonie: Ha ha ha ha I know 😓😓

Jinnie-oppa: Wow guess you'll have to find yourself a guy who can cook :)
Jinnie-oppa: Girl I mean

Joonie: Hahahaha I should. Can you cook?
Joonie: Did you just assume my sexuality?

Jinnie-oppa: Yes I can cook and yes I just assumed your sexuality😅
Jinnie-oppa: Why? Was I wrong?👀

Joonie: None of your business young man.
Joonie: Weren't you supposed to be making breakfast?

Jinnie-oppa: I'm still older than you
Jinnie-oppa: And yes but you keep distracting me

Joonie: Young man-oppa then
Joonie: Sorryyyy go eat!

Jinnie-oppa: Hahahaha see ya🌸

Joonie: Bye oppa!😊

9:38 am
Jinnie-oppa went offline
Joonie went offline