Ask or Dare Undertale

No Cheating

(The dares in this chapter were brought to you by TheReturnOfTurtle.)

I'm so sorry if you hate me for this... but... I dare Sans to kiss Grillby... ON THE MOUTH, don't try to cheat the system Sans.

Sans: Dammit. Alright... er, Grillbz?
Grillby: (turns around, perks up) Oh, what is it Sans?
Sans: Can you lean down here for a sec? I need to tell you something.
Grillby: (crouches down)
* Sans quickly kisses Grillby on the mouth before running away.
Grillby: !!!
Sans: (blue-faced) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Grillby: o\\\\\\\\\o Whatever the fuck just happened... (smiles) I'm definitely not complaining.
Papyrus: (may or may not be hiding in the trees and caught the whole thing on video) Nyeh heh heh heh, now to send this to Undyne and Alphys~
Sans: Don't worry, Turtle, I don't hate cha... just gonna need some time to recover from how embarrassing that was... and I think someone saw that, oh god I'm gonna get teased for this so bad o\\\\\\\\\o

Good Fish

Me: Much good. Very fish.
Undyne: Thank you, I am a good fish uwu
Papyrus: But what's a fontcest?
Frisk: Sin. It's sin.
Papyrus: ❓
Chara: You'll learn another time.

LOL, YES XDXD Sans agrees with me XD

Sans: (comic_sans.EXE has stopped working and has shut down to prevent further damage)

*long sigh* ...Brothers.

Chara: I'm surprised they haven't torn each other apart by now with all the arguing they do on a daily basis.
Frisk: Uh, Sans?
Sans: (unresponsive)
Frisk: Guys, Sans isn't looking too good.
Papyrus: Oh, I wonder why~ (smirks)
Alphys: Papyrus, w-what happened to Sans?
Sans: (dial-up noises)
Papyrus: (snickers and shows everyone the video of the first dare)
Alphys: OH MY GOD I SHIP IT
Me: SAME ALPHYS
Undyne: (slams fist on table) SHIP IT, I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX!!!!!
Papyrus: Undyne, please don't break the table.
Grillby: (walks in quietly to see the group huddled around and watching the video on Papyrus' phone)
Chara: Hey look, it's the candle! Oh GRILLBY~
Grillby: (waves awkwardly and smiles a bit) *shit did they find out so soon*
Frisk: Do you like Sans?~
Me: Blunt Frisk is blunt.
Grillby: ...maybe.
Temmie: AWWWWWWWW!!!!!! sANsbY... ToO cOOT!!!!!
Flowey: Even the mentally challenged catdog ships you two 😆
Temmie: (SERIOUS MODE ENGAGE) (eyes turn red, looks at Flowey) bitch what chu say
Flowey: .3. (runs away)
Grillby: D-don't tell him yet... alright...? (flustered)
Papyrus: Whatever you say~

Oml, azzy and paps tho XDXD

Also, MTT being the lowest made me laugh XDXD

Me: Yeah, we're all kinda sick of his shit sometimes, but we care about him. Something tells me he's lying about being straight.
MTT: You have no proof, darling~
Me: boi i have a giant list of proof.
MTT: fuq .3.
Toriel: (glares)
MTT: Uh, I mean fudge.
Toriel: uwu
Frisk: Azzy and Papyrus are precious cinnamon rolls.
Me: Yes, yes they are.

In my headcanon, Grillby is a badass, so yeah.

Frisk: He is quite the badass, but he's also a big softie on the inside.
Grillby: This child knows my secrets. Dammit.

Chara: Leave more comments for us, as many as you want!! ^w^