"Mew Mew 2 is trash, but not you"
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!
IM TRASH
Me, Blooky, Sans, Alphys & Chara: (wearing "Trash Club" T-shirts) =w=
Mettaton, Papyrus, Asriel, Frisk & Undyne: (just shake their heads)
Danggg Sans, stahp being a workaholic.
Damn Sans, workin' it....literally.
Sans: If I'm being honest, it's actually the opposite. The reason I have three jobs is because I'm trying to hold up my end of the bills. With so many people in one house, it takes a lot of money to avoid being evicted. Even before this whole thing started, me n' Papyrus were having some financial trouble. My sentry job covers most of it, since any position in the Royal Guard pays really well. But I need money to buy my share of groceries, too, along with a bit of cash to spend on myself and my friends. And I still haven't fully covered my tab to Grillbz, but surprisingly, he's pretty chillby about it.
Papyrus: (from the other room) SANS NO!
you're welcome now gimmie all your red bull or i'll throw them back and kill sans
Papyrus: (nyooms in, scoops up his brother) (demon voice like Chara) Fucking try me bitch.
Sans: (didn't hear the full question, chuckles a bit) And they call me the overprotective one.
I took german for 2 years and all I have to show for it is the phrase: das ist langweilig which just means this is boring -_-
Me: rest in peace us
THE BEAN SWEARED
Papyrus: I've been swearing for literally months now. I think I made Sans dead on the inside. Oops...
Sans: Nah bro, I was dead inside way before that.
Papyrus: Are you okay?
Sans: no
AS I READ THE SHIPS, I MADE A DOUBLE CHIN AND I COULDN'T BREATHE
Geez Tori, you ship... a lot XD
Toriel: shiiiiiiiips
Asgore: tori calm down—
SHIIIP!!!!!!!!*dies of fangirling*
Me: great now I got another funeral to plan ;w;
Toriel! Language! There are children around!
Toriel: (goat mom has been done a confuse)
Sans: (chuckles) It's a joke, Tori.
SING. IT.
SING IT
*starts singing for him*
VIVA LAS VEGAS~!!
VIVAAAAAAAAAA-
VIIIIIVAAAAAAAAA, LAS VEGAS~!
Vegas: (sarcastic clapping) Great collaboration, guys, fuck you.
So...Dommy boi (Hehehehehehehehe)
*whispers really close to his non-existent ear* Dommy~
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
so Dom...
Sans: (flushes blue) NO STOP
ČTEŠ
Ask or Dare Undertale
Nezařaditelné**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
