*Ryan is suddenly unfused with Sans*
boi no fusion
he ain't a gem
Sans: THANK YOU @PumaKittyCat! How do I get myself stuck in these situations in the first place?
Papyrus: That's a very good fucking question! How do you get yourself stuck in the middle of so many problems?!
Sans, how do you feel about Grillby?
Sans: I want to make a pun... but in all seriousness... he's pretty cute.
Grillby: (overheard) o\\\\\\\\\o ❗️
*between laughs*
You should
*can't stop laughing*
Chara: Okay that's creepy. Stop that.
When Sans finally gets his shit together, Grillbz should totally make his move before something else happens to him. He's not having a good time...
Sans: Hell no, I certainly am not.
Grillby: (SHY SHY SHY SHY SHY) I-I definitely plan to! ^^;
No, you can't skip Paps, I must know your answer
Papyrus: Shit. Um, um, um... Mettaton tried to kill Frisk, so I'll go with him. Nobody hurts my human! (hugs Frisk)
Frisk: Hehe! (hugs back)
I can relate to Chara and the lego so much. My little brother loved legos when he was little... my poor smol child feet... they were so unsuspecting of their inevitable doom every morning...
Chara: OW, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK
Sans: rest in ded
Grillby: (helps Chara stand up) Come on, go lay down on the couch.
srsly plz stop
you're killing my soul
Papyrus: I'm sorry! >~<
Guess kids grow up faster than they used to, Sans...
And yes, you are, Paps, very adorable, like a lil puppers.
Sans: Heh, yeah. I just hope he won't lose that childish spunk that everyone knows him for.
Papyrus: Aw, thank you! ^-^
It's really fuckin' hot.
But yeah, it's great!
Papyrus: Good to hear! ^^
*sees Sans dialling* good smol skele
Sans: Where'd my phone go?! D:
Ryan: My favourites are Sans, Asgore, Grillby, Doggo and Azzy. (whispers) Doggo x me
Doggo: *i am a discomfort* We're your favourites?
Grillby: Thanks! ^^
Flowey: Really wish I had a soul right now...
Asgore: Haha, thank you! ^^
Sans: Thanks, kid.
~Temmie, sing your favourite song!
Temmie: tEMMiE hAz 2, wiLL siNg oNe fOUr hOOmAn! (clears throat)
* Temmie proceeds to sing this song.
Temmie: hOOmAn LiEK tEM's sONg? ^^
Papyrus: (eavesdropping with a few of his friends) Wow... who knew someone with such questionable intelligence could sing so well?
Sans: (covers mouth) Wow. Didn't know she even knew that song.
Flowey: hOLy sHiT???
Chara: I love that song!
~Does Temmie have a crush?
Temmie: (blush) gH—!! T-tEM hAz twO... (hides face)
~I dare someone to Google Underlust.
Chara: I'll do it! (googles) !
Papyrus: Something wrong in here, Chara?
Chara: YES VERY DON'T LOOK (hides computer screen)
Papyrus: T_T Chara, are you looking up weapon dealers again? We talked about this!
Chara: No, it's just not something for your innocent eyes to see.
Sans: What's going on in here?
Chara: Nothing, comedian, carry on with your business.
Sans: If you say so. (walks away)
Papyrus: (childlike tone) Come on, let me see what you're looking up!
Chara: It is not for your innocent eyes to see.
Papyrus: nyehhhhhhhhhhhh ō^ō
Undyne: Dare?
Chara: Yes.
Undyne: Something crafted by fandom sinners?
Chara: Very.
Undyne: I got this. NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! (flips table out the window again)
Papyrus: UNDYNE!!! THAT'S LIKE THE MILLIONTH TABLE YOU'VE FLIPPED, AND WE'RE NOT EVEN AT TWENTY CHAPTERS!!!
Undyne: 😎
~Papyrus blushed a bit when he was asked if he had a crush. Well, Paps? Dooooo yoouuu?
Papyrus: nO gO aWaY ò~ó
Me: We've got two tsunderes now. Leave more comments!! :3 Also, I want to say thank you for over a hundred reads! It means a lot to see that you guys enjoy my book! 💛
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