I dare all males to be female for 3 chapters and I dare all females to be cats for 3 chapters
Fem!Flowey: (head-shattering screeching) I HATE THIS SO MUCH
Cat!Chara: Fuck! Well at least I'm kawaii as shit now, waddup hoes, Cat Chara has entered the game (strikes a confident and cute pose)
Fem!Pap: I am uncomfortable... woah I sound different! This is weird!
Fem!Flowey: WE'RE ALL GIRLS FOR THREE CHAPTERS, YOU IDIOT, AND NOW WE HAVE CATS TO TAKE CARE OF!!!
Frisk: sucks to be you guys, agender club away (dabs out of the room)
Fem!Ben: Oh come on, even I was affected!! I'm not even canon!! D:<
Me: MY PERSONA IS ALREADY A CAT, I'M NOT AFFECTED WHATSOEVER XD
Fem!Sans: This is so fucking awkward I can't bear it
Fem!Gaster: I hate my fucking life
Fem!Azzy: Holy shit I am adorable
Fem!Grillby: i don't want to live on this planet anymore
Cat!Undyne: *god damn papyrus actually looks good as a girl*
Cat!Alphys: (eating ramen like nothing is wrong)
Cat!Toriel: (random screeching)
Fem!Azzy: wtf mom
Fem!Asgore: (calmly picks up Cat!Tori and leaves the room) I'm not going to want much screen time for the next three chapters. I'd rather not be female.
Cat!Tori: Aw cmon, you look pretty!
Fem!Asgore: This is awkward. My wife and daughter are cats and me and my son are female.
Cat!Tori: I'll give you a swear pass. Just this once.
Fem!Asgore: Okay thanks. Asker, what the fuck?!?!
ok i know im meant to be really shocked at this info here but i got distracted by the image of little paps defending sans from bullies.
Fem!Sans: Even when he... er, she... I'm so confused... was eight, she was really strong. She threw the main one into the mud with her magic, and he ended up breaking his ankle. Then the other two fled. She helped me walk home so she and Dad... (cough) Mom... could heal me. Holy shit I have a mom now
Fem!Gaster: (still hates being a girl) WHY ME, I HATE THIS, THIS IS SO AWKWARD, PLEASE LET THREE CHAPTERS BE OVER SOON, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fem!Pap: (petting Undyne, Chara and Alphys) uwu
I need a kiss *sits in the forever alone corner* ;-;
Fem!Pap: (smiles) How's this?
* Fem!Papyrus leans down and kisses the Asker on the mouth quickly before pulling away, a cute smile on her face.
Fem!Pap: Feel any better, human? ^^
Fem!Azzy: sO cUtE—
VIDOES AND COOKIES FOR EVERYONE!
Everyone: YAY!
for gods sake frisk XD
Frisk: Whaaat? I need to know! Even though my boyfriend is currently my girlfriend...
Cat!Chara: Does that make you gay or straight?
Frisk: Bi.
Cat!Chara: Fuck.
Fem!Pap: You tried.
dang .......also you'd think them skeles would be asexual
Fem!Pap: We are asexual! Just not aromantic!
Fem!Gaster: (asleep in her room, hoping to sleep away three chapters)
Fem!Sans: Huh, this being female thing isn't so bad... granted I still prefer being male, but I think I'm getting used to this.
Ask(Sans): Do you prefer to drink ketchup from a bottle or from a packet because I prefer drinking it from the packet cuz it tastes better(?)
Fem!Sans: I'll really drink any as long as it isn't spoiled.
Fem!Pap: Does ketchup even spoil??
Fem!Grillby: I don't think it does...
Do monsters not get periods? I wanna be a monster now.
Me: saaaaaaame
Cat!Alphys: N-no, they d-don't. We don't even have those parts of a human's body.
Fem!Pap: Are they that bad..?
Me: YES.
Fem!Pap: Wowie, they must be suffering... wait... (realizes she's female for three chapters) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU—
Me: oh god
Frisk: Looks like Papy got the short end of the stick... (starts giggling like an idiot)
Fem!Azzy: I FEEL SO BAD FOR HER
Fem!Pap: KILL ME
Fem!Sans: This is mainly going to be suffering for me, bro — er, sis — I can assure you.
Cat!Chara: (sitting on Fem!Sans' shoulder) If you need my chocolate stash, it's hidden in a picnic basket under my bed. Trust me, you'll need it. Really badly.
Fem!Sans: (100% seriousness) Kid. Thank you. So much.
* A shadowy figure watches everyone from behind a tree.
????? 2: Hehehe... you didn't forget about me, did you, sweetie?
* Another figure walks up.
????? 6: Now that 1, 3 and 4 are all busy doing their own thing, things are... easier for us~
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Ask or Dare Undertale
Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
