Ask or Dare Undertale

Ded Author

(No I am not dead in real life, that's just the name of the chapter. And this is gonna be a long one, I got a lot of comments! ^^)
(Btw the song above is one of my favourites that I just thought I would put owo)

(drags Kitty to a cliff and throws her off)

Me: WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE (ded)
Undyne: Well shit...
Ghost-Me: I'll be back next chapter.
Chara: rest in ded lol
Cutie: If you meant me, maybe be more specific with naming who exactly you're throwing off a cliff next time uwu
Sans: help me

Grillby, you are given full permission to grill Cutie to death for your Sanspai... (never thought I would ever say that sentence in my life)

GRILLBY! Help him! Like... just... burn the cat alive...

GRILLBY! HELP YOUR FUTURE BOO! KILL THE CREEPY CAT THING!

Grillby: Gladly! (flamethrower magic activate) BURN BITCH BURN
Ghost-Me: Why do I make these characters so OOC >w<
* Cutie blocks the flames with a cat-shaped Gaster Blaster.
Grillby: GOD DAMN THIS MARY SUE!!
Cutie: bitch he's mine
Sans: I swear to god, I have the worst luck! It's alright Grillbz, I'll get away from this creep eventually... I hope...

Frisk, Azzy, Chara: Make a pie together for Toriel and Asgore. It must be a surprise, and it cannot have buttercups in it.

Frisk: Baking pals! :D
Chara: That was a mistake we'll never make again. We felt so bad...
Asriel: But hey, that was in the past! We're all happy, healthy and together now, and that's what matters.
Chara: Yeah... ^^ (eating chocolate)
Frisk: Chara, that's the baking chocolate...
Chara: Well now it's my chocolate.
* They make the pie and manage to not burn everything down or poison it again, then find Toriel and Asgore.
Chara: Hi Mom, hi Dad!
Asriel: We made a pie for you guys! ^^
Toriel: My children! What a pleasant surprise!
Asgore: How sweet!
Frisk: I think they like it! ^^

Paps, Sans: Papyrus, make every pun you can for an hour. Sans, no puns for the same period of time. Also, no ketchup for a day unless Grillby gives it to you.

* Chara distracts Cutie while this dare happens.
Papyrus: This is going to be suffering... time for vengeance!
Sans: What do you mean no ketchup? ;-;
Papyrus: My day is fine, yours not so much. What's tomahto with you?
Sans: THAT WAS TERRIBLE
Papyrus: I know! Tibia honest, this kinda reminds me of Underswap.
Sans: A classic x3
Papyrus: I know must of these jokes are overused, but I don't give a damn. I'm not a beaver, after all.
Chara: JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS HORRIBLE
Papyrus: I see why you find these puns so humerus, brother!
Sans: I'm so proud but they're so awful XD
* This continues for a while until the hour is up.
Papyrus: It hurts to live... but, admittedly, that was kinda fun!
Sans: I'M SO PROUD OF YOU PAP x3 (hugs him)
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! (hugs him back)
Chara: (still holding Cutie back)
Cutie: GET AWAY FROM MY SANSPAI
Papyrus: Nyeh 🖕 (smug grin)
Cutie: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Undyne, Alphys: Watch Mew Mew 2 without complaining... all the way through.

Alphys: -_-
Undyne: uuuuuuuuuugggggghhh
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh, sucks to be you!
* They make it through.
Undyne: Alphys is right, that thing sucked.
Alphys: N-never make us do that again, please...