(I decided to keep the Underswap characters here for a little longer, but the Underfell characters have left. You can always pull them back in though! :3)
bRING IN THE DUCK
The one Undyne loves so much!
Everyone give love to the duck that never gives up!
Duck: (being practically showered in affection) Quack quack!! ^^
Undyne: THIS THING IS LIKE MY BABY!!! (hugs the duck tightly)
wAiT—
Gaster: (turns to notice Alphys looking at him) ...?
Alphys: (looks away quickly, face flushes red) O\\\\\\\\\\\\\O
Gaster: (shrugs, keeps drawing)
Alphys: (RELIEVED EXHALE)
Best friend hug! *hugs Carrot* :3
US!Pap: (hugs back) Hug time! ^^
ehehehe—
don't worry 'bout it...
Papyrus: Alright... (looks away)
That's a good call. We only have so much time left. For now may be help her bake. Just offer to help her with stuff when a situation pops up.
US!Muffet: (drops a box of donuts) Shit...
US!Pap: (notices her) Hey Muffet! (picks up the box) Need some help?
US!Muffet: Oh, thank you, my dear! Could you help me bake a fresh batch?
US!Pap: Heh, anything for you!
* US!Pap helps US!Muffet make a fresh batch of donuts and cupcakes. He surprisingly doesn't spill anything, and even gives her a cheesecake recipe he got from his brother.
US!Muffet: Thanks a lot for the help! You're too sweet to me~
US!Pap: (BLUSH) Heh, n-no problem! ^^;
Awww. Okay, I can have you hint to her. Spend more time at Muffet's, because you don't have much time left in the house... So I have to help you while you're here.
US!Pap: Heh, Snow-chan's actually letting me and my friends stay for a while longer until I manage to make things work with Muffet!
Aw, don't cry! Someone really loves you... they wouldn't want to see you cry...
p A P S N O O O O O
Papyrus: (sitting against the wall, hiding from the others) ...
* Papyrus hides his face in his knees. He doesn't appear to be listening.
* He doesn't look like he cares.
* He doesn't look like he has the ability to care.
* He starts to sing to himself.
Papyrus: Ano ko o kosenakute...
Raindrop: *hugs her little bro papy* Don't feel sad, little bro! Me and Sans are here!
SaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAANS!!
GET OVER HERE, YOUR BROTHER IS CRYING!!!
Sans: (runs over)
Gaster: (heard that Papyrus is crying, follows him)
* They turn the corner and see Papyrus sitting against the wall, hugging his knees and singing to himself.
Papyrus: Ã shinitai, shinitai, demo shinitakunai! Kimi ga tomete, kureru kara! Ikutsu kizu o, kasanetemo mada. Tarinai, tarinai...
Sans: "Miss Wanna Die"...? Why is he singing tha— 0-0
Gaster: (hasn't picked up on it) He knows Japanese???
Papyrus: Ã shinitai, shinitai, demo shinitakunai! Nakasetakunai, hito ga iru kara! Ikutsu kizu o, kasanetemo mada. Tarenai, tarenai...
Gaster: Son...?
Sans: Pap...?
* They sit by his side. He puts his head in his knees, clearly going through a depression spike from hearing that he would never get into the Guard.
Gaster: Son, please, you know we hate to see you sad...
Sans: Pap, cmon, don't cry... tell us what's wrong... please...?
Papyrus: ...you knew I wouldn't get into the Guard, didn't you?
Sans: (shocked) ?!
Papyrus: You knew Undyne was never going to let me in, and you didn't bother to tell me that all my hard work was for nothing.
Sans: Pap...
Papyrus: (looks up) I know you're secretive, but I've been working all my life to get into the Royal Guard.
Sans: Listen, Pap, I know. But you're just too gentle. You wouldn't be able to kill someone when you needed to. That could get you killed.
Gaster: Undyne cares too much about you to let you into the Guard, only for you to be slaughtered in your first battle.
Papyrus: ... (looks down again)
Sans: Cmon. The others are worried, Chara and Undyne especially.
Papyrus: ... (stand up, sighs) ...okay.
* They meet back with the others, and Papyrus brightens back up to his normal self in no time at all.
* Maybe... that was enough.
Everyone reveal embarrassing secrets about each other >:3
Asgore: (smirks) Dr. Gaster has a singing voice like an angel, but he's embarrassed to admit it.
Gaster: YOUR MAJESTY WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME—
Toriel: (giggles) Asgore gets a pillow stuck on his horns half the time when he gets up in the morning.
Asgore: (embarrassed blush) Tori!!
Toriel: You're welcome, Dr. Gaster.
Gaster: (laughs a bit)
Undyne: Papyrus is scared of dogs.
Papyrus: UNDYNE I TRUSTED YOU
Undyne: (shrugs) :3
Papyrus: Undyne tried dying her hair blue once!
Undyne: PAPYRUS WHY
Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH, RETALIATION
Mettaton: Dr. Alphys writes fanfictions on her laptop. Dr. Gaster caught her writing one once, and he had no idea what she was writing~
Me: Gaster doesn't know what fanfiction is?!
Mettaton: Nope~
Me: hoLY sHiT aHAHA
Sans: Asriel is scared of Tattletail.
Asriel: You are dead to me (embarrassed af)
Chara: Snow-chan sleeps with a stuffed fox named Yomiko!
Me: ...Chara had a crush on Frisk!
Chara: YOU—
Frisk: Sans can demolish anyone at anything involving dancing >w<
Me: I ran out of ideas for secrets. NEXT!
Undyne is Marquis de Lafayette and Alphys is Hercules Mulligan
Uhm--
Asgore is George Washington
Toriel is Martha Washington
I got nothin' more
Undyne: Lafayette sounds like a dog's name :3
Me: (facepalm)
Alphys. Gaster. Kiss. Now :3
Gaster: Well, if you insist~
Alphys: (red-faced) W-wait, w-w-what?!
* Gaster leans down to Alphys' level, puts a hand under her chin, and kisses her on the mouth before walking away like nothing happened, high-fiving Undyne on the way out and leaving Alphys a blushing mess.
Alphys: (face is red, internally dying)
Bratty: (pops into the room) He totally wants to bone you lol
Catty: (soaking in the fangirl) ⭐️〰⭐️
Alphys: OH MY GOD SHUT UP (flustered)
Me: I ship it like fuckin' FedEx. LEAVE MORE COMMENTS YAY
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
