I found this in my house but you can have him. *drops tk!sans*. He loves milk and apple juice btw
TK!Sans: where the hell am I...?
Fem!Sans: The weirdest possible universe.
Fem!Papy: (loud cursing)
Gaster: (sitting in the corner having an existential crisis)
TK!Sans: I can see that...
Dare: I dare everyone(including you kitty) to race up Mt. Ebott and loser has to be stuck in a room with Mettaton for 2 hours (except for sans. If he loses he'll be stuck in a room with a revived Cutie) AND NO MAGIC
Me: aw but i wanna watch people suffer
Fem!Papy: I CAN'T GO TEN FEET WITHOUT FALLING ON MY FACE, I CALL BULLSHIT
Fem!Sans: but i'm lazyyyyyyy (falls backwards
Fem!Azzy: Um, Asker, we haven't even gotten to the surface yet, and probably won't for a while... we still only have six souls...
Asgore: And we are never sacrificing either of the humans we have.
Chara: I hope we never get up to the surface. I don't want to see my parents again... (looks down)
Fem!Azzy: (hugs Chara) It's okay. You have us, you don't need them.
Chara: Thanks, Rei...
Frisk: Wait, does this mean we all have to deal with Mettaton and a revived Cutie for 2 hours?
Fem!Sans: oH NO—
Cutie & Fem!MTT: (kick down the door)
Fem!MTT: HELLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO, BEAUTIES!!!~
Cutie: Hi everyone! :3
Fem!Sans: Woah, she isn't screaming at me...
Cutie: 'Course not! I'm over that phase. Can we still be friends though? Sorry about everything I did back then...
Fem!Sans: Heh, sure! Trust me, I've seen worse. Still friends! (fist-bumps her)
sans, is grillby pretty as a girl? (not entirely sure if he was changed and cant be bothered to check sorry)
Fem!Sans: Hell yeah she is~ (hugs Fem!Grillby)
Fem!Grillby: (hugs back cheerfully)
You'll DEFINITELY need a lot of ketchup and chocolate sans
Fem!Sans: (drinking hot chocolate to ease the pain) Yup, definitely...
Fem!Papy: (also drinking hot chocolate) Wow, this really helps!
okay, so, paps and sans should dress up as the schuyler sisters >:3c (with frisk as peggy)
Frisk: This does not fucking work on me, aaaAAAAAAAAAA
Fem!Sans: Damn, I look like a fucking queen, waddup hoes
Fem!Papy: ...I am fucking working this shit. (strikes a pose)
Fem!MTT: (takes pictures) Smile for the camera, my darlings!
Frisk: 😘✌️
Fem!Sans: (cute pose)
Fem!Papy: (strikes her typical battle stance pose, which surprisingly works with the dress)
Can I have some chocolate?
Me: CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE!!!!
At least you're not ruining every pair of pants you own
Me: UGHHHH I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
Fem!Papy: Jeez I'm glad I'm a monster...
Fem!Sans: (has a fucking hot water bottle taped to her stomach and a bag of chocolates in her hands) are ten chapters over yet, i hate this being a girl shit
Alphys: (staring) ō^ô
I think Gaster got her period RIP GASTER
Yay moody monsters
Fem!Flowey: Nah, he's just always a bitch.
Gaster: Oh, I'm the bitch here? Excuse you, you're an edgy daisy from hell with a death wish for the entirety of existence.
Fem!Flowey: That's fair -3-
guys, i'm stressed.
ngh.
any tips on de-stressing?
Fem!Papy: Watch a movie with your friends! It always helps me relax.
Fem!Sans: Sit on the grass outside and have a private picnic. Eating lunch outside can be really relaxing, even if there are a few bees.
Me: Pets are the ultimate de-stress. If you don't have a pet to cuddle with, hug a stuffed animal. Always helps me!
Wait... WAT!? This is not fair! *Rambling on anger while passing and throwing hands around in angry motions*
So sans do you feel like you've been stabbed yet
Everyone: owo;
Fem!Papy: (laying on the couch loudly cursing and complaining about how she feels like she's been shot in the stomach)
Me: Calm the fuck down, Papaya, you'll be fine.
Fem!Papy: FOR ONE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT, FOR TWO IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S GONNA BE BLOODY FINE!!!
Fem!Sans: Hehe, bloody...
Fem!Papy: SHUT UP SANS, YOU'RE SUFFERING MORE THAN I AM
Fem!Sans: (hugging a hot water bottle) True, someone send help...
Gaster: *sucks to be you two*
Hahaha, they are so cute as girls. I still love them... Well... That's worded weirdly...
Please don't take it weirdly...
It's like fan art love... But not bad fan art just emotional. The last one I made, made me cry.
I guess like family? Maybe.
Skelesisters: Aw, we love you too! (hugs asker tightly) ^^
Frisk: CAN I TAKE THIS DRESS OFF YET
Me: NEVER!!! And, one more thing. This book reached 3K READS! That's fucking insane!
Fem!Papy: We never expected this much love for this book!
Fem!Sans: Needless to say, we really appreciate how many of you kids read this.
Gaster: (puts a hand on his daughters' shoulders) We all do!
All: (hug Askers tightly) We all love you guys! ❤️❤️❤️
Me: Now, without dragging this on too long, since you all know I like to make things short snd sweet...
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
