**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS**
**BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC**
Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
Yes! Yes! I ship those two so much... *puts on ship hat*
Frisk: (blush) Chara: ME TOO >w<
Good job. Honestly, I was just trying to give you time to hang out with Grillby without... her..!
Sans: Thanks, but I think Cutie is still trying to find me. Cutie: (searching)
The word "mostly" makes me feel so much better (sarcasm at its best)
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh! Sarcasm aside, you can trust us!
GO GET HIM, CHARA! I shall be your and Grillby's wing-turtle! I believe in you!
Chara: I owe you so much! Um, got any good flirting tips? ^^;
He outran an OP mary sue? Damn, grillby must have the best stamina in the world...
Grillby: Wow, I never thought about that... I guess I'm faster than I thought.
Flowey... how are you pointing?
Flowey:
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I see... WE NEED ANOTHER OVERPOWERED FREAK TO KILL CUTIE! OMEGA FLOWEY, GET OVER HERE!
Omega Flowey: YOU CALLED? Cutie: SAAAAANS, where are you? Sans: (hiding) Petal-face, if you kill this cat, I won't try to throw you in the fireplace for... a while. * Cutie rolls her eyes and throws a knife at Omega Flowey's TV screen. * One-shot KO. Sans:YOU HAD ONE JOB!!!
I plan to come up with different kinds of torture for everyone, don't worry!! *evil laugh*
Alphys: D-don't laugh like that! Undyne: That's creepy. Stop that.
biTCH IT'S HIS FUCKING BROTHER GOT IT THEY'RE ALLOWED TO HANG OUT GODDAMMIT
Cutie: THE MURDEROUS KID WAS HOLDING ME BACK! I want to be with my Sansy! Now where the fuck is he?! Sans: (still hiding) help me please...
Same flowey! Same.
Flowey: (ded) Frisk: Guess I can say goodbye to all my medpacks. * Frisk feeds Flowey a slice of Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie. * Flowey revived! Flowey: God damn that Mary Sue fangirl!!
(throws Cutie of a cliff with anvils taped to the demon)
Cutie: FUUUUUUCK (lands in ocean) * Splash! Sans: YES, FINALLY, DROWN BITCH DROWN Cutie: Sansy, I'm back! I swam across the ocean and cut the anvils off with my magic knives! Sans:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!
Frisk, Azzy, Chara: Switch up your sweaters for a day!!
Frisk: Damn, I look good in Chara's getup. uwu✨ Chara: I barely look any different :P Azzy: I LOOK LIKE SHIT IN FRISK'S SWEATER
Toriel: Make Flowey pie.
Toriel: I apologize in advance, Flowey!
* Later...
Flowey: (got baked into a pie) Toriel: The deed is done. I'm so sorry, Flowey ;^;
Cutie: Stay away from Sans for an entire day. Do not stalk him, do not interact with him, do not threaten him or anyone he interacts with. There will be a reward, decided and administered by me.
Sans: I could kiss you right now, kid. Even a day away from that furry feels like heaven. Cutie: B-but...! What will I do without my Sanspai...? I need him! Hmph! Fine! The reward better be good, or I'll have your head on my wall like a moose.
Me: Welp, guess we can't get rid of Cutie for now. Heh, leave more questions and dares!
