Ask or Dare Undertale

💚 COLLAB CHAPTER!! 💙

(THIS TOOK AGES TO EDIT, LIKE HALF AN HOUR AT THE LEAST, and by edit I mean add underlines, bolds and italics where they were needed)

I read two Ask or Dare Undertale books (this one and Turtle's) and I was wondering: how would the characters from book react to all the crazy stuff happening over here? (Papyrus swearing, Chara liking Papyrus, Toriel and Asgore being back together, Asriel being alive, the bipedal Temmie, etc)?

Frisk: Well, let's find out!
Me: (snaps fingers)
AOD!Frisk: *comes crashing through the ceiling* ... *confused* Hiya?... Me?
Frisk: Talk about a double take! Hello there, pretty mirror!
AOD!Frisk: *blinks* Um, thanks?... Why am I here?
Frisk: Ask Snow and Turtle.
Me: (whistles)
Turtle: *evil turtle giggling*
AOD!Frisk: ... Oh, so it was a dare.
Papyrus: (in the other room) I heard a crash! Human is everything okay?!
AOD!Frisk: It's Pap--

AOD!Papyrus: *suddenly comes flying in through the nearest window* I SENSED A BEING NEARLY AS GREAT AS I AM AND CAME IMMEDIATELY! *sees the two Frisks* ... I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM SEVERELY PUZZLED.
Papyrus: (peeks in through the doorway, sees two Frisks and another one of him) Well, this is certainly interesting!
AOD!Papyrus: *goes wide eyed* NYEH!? A WALKING MIRROR?
Frisk: No, you cinnamon roll, it's an alternate version of you!
AOD!Papyrus: ...WOWIE! THAT MEANS I CAN HAVE A FRIEND EQUALLY GREAT AS I, MYSELF!
AOD!Sans: *peeks in through the window* what am i, paps? chopped liver?
Chara: ouchie
Papyrus: Chara? Have you been in Sans' closet?
Chara: ........yes?
Sans: (teleports next to her) Why were you poking around in my closet?
Chara: ...no reason...
AOD!Sans: woah... this kid said more than two words to the other me without rolling their eyes... that's impressive.
AOD!Chara: Shut it, comedian. *rolls their eyes*
Chara: (eyebrow raise) So there's two of me now, along with two comedians, two Frisks and two Papyrus's. Well that's certainly odd...
Papyrus: You're telling me!

AOD!Fuku: *the only one who has managed to come through a door* I AM NOT MISSING OUT ON A DARE! *zips in* *puts her hands on her hips proudly* Team Fire is in the house, ha! ... Half of team fire... Dad? Where'd you go? ... *wanders back from where she came from*
Fuku: I HEARD SOMEONE WHO SOUNDED LIKE ME
Chara: Now there's two Fukus?! Wtf?!
Me: (nervous laughing) We may have done a collab and brought the cast of Turtle's Ask or Dare here for a chapter.
Chara: snow wtf
Me: I DO WHAT I WANT TO MURDER CHILD

AOD!Toriel: *triggered by the word child* WHO SAID CHILD?! *pops in the window next to Sans* *jumps right through it* *sees doubled versions of her children* ... My children, did you clone yourselves?
AOD!Frisk: No, they're other versions of us.
AOD!Toriel: .... *confused stare*
AOD!Chara: It's okay, Mrs. Mom, just don't think about it too much.
Papyrus: Oh my god there's two Lady Toriels! My head hurts now... I can't wrap my head around this... I'm so confused help
Chara: (fluffs hoodie) hey comedian I'm keeping this
Sans: Go ahead, too small for me anyway.
Fuku: Well this is weird...
Toriel: (peeks in) What's going on in here??? (sees another her) Oh, hello! This is strange...
Asriel: Howdy Other Mom, Other Chara, other everybody!
AOD!Chara & AOD!Toriel: ... *just staring at Asriel*...
AOD!Frisk: ... Asriel?
Papyrus: Oh yeah! In this book, the Prince is back! Let's just say there's one less Jerry around in order for this to happen.

Asriel: Howdy Other Frisk! (makes a heart with his hands)
Asgore: (peeks in the door) Well, I've never seen something quite like this before...
AOD!Chara: *still just creepily staring down Asriel*
AOD!Sans: *looking at Chara concerned*
AOD!Toriel: *just accepted the fact that he's not actually her son* *shoots the other Asgore a Glare* ... Greetings.
Asgore: (INTIMIDATED)
Toriel: Don't worry, Asgore, it's just another me. (chuckles)
Chara: Oh yeah, they made amends in this universe! :3
Fuku: (trying to drag Grillby into the room) Come on, it's not that bad! Just because they're strangers doesn't mean they're not nice!
Grillby: (gives up being antisocial and follows her into the room)
AOD!Sans: 'sup grillbz? ... *realizes he doesn't know which is which since their Fuku also went off to find grillby* uh... which one are ya?
Grillby: I'm from this book. (a bit less quiet)
Fuku: Where'd other me run off to?
* (SHOUTING IN THE OTHER ROOM)
Alphys: UNDYNE CALM DOWN
Undyne: NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Papyrus: (turns to the doorway) CALM DOWN UNDYNE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO BUY ANOTHER COMPUTER
AOD!Everyone: *has no idea what the hell is happening*
Asriel: Don't worry, I'm just as confused as you.