Me: Sorry for not updating. I was feeling kinda out of it, but after seeing how much you guys love this book (WHICH I DIDN'T EXPECT AT ALL), I decided to write another chapter! Love you all! Enjoy the chapter! 💚
(Hands Flowey a soul) It's Jerry's.
Flowey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES, DANNY IF I COULD FEEL COMPASSION I WOULD SO HUG YOU RIGHT NOW
* Flowey absorbs the soul, and in a flash of light...
Asriel: H-huh? What happened? Where are we? Frisk?
Frisk: (covers mouth)
Chara: A-Azzy?!
Asriel: CHARA!!! (runs forward and hugs her) I missed you, and Frisk, and Mom and Dad so much!!!
* It turns into a group hug.
Me: But... (wiggles fingers in a magic looking thing)
* Flowey appears in a flower pot in Asriel's hands.
Flowey: LET ME DISSIPATE FROM EXISTENCE
Me: MUAHAHA NEVERRRRR!!! So, now Asriel and Flowey will both be able to answer your questions and do your dares!~
EEEEE!!
*nudges Grillby* It looks like Sans has the HOTS for you.
Grillby: (blushing intensifies) W-what?! Really?? ^\\\\\\\\\^
Me too, Narnia... wait you came out of the wardrobe. What is it like?
Chara: Well, late answer, but contrary to popular belief, it's a bit—
Papyrus: Why do I get the terrible feeling that she's about to—
Chara: ...clothes-trophobic!
Papyrus: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
Sans: (finger guns) AYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I dare Undyne to go a day without flipping anything
Undyne: IMPOSSIBLE!!! NGAHHHHHHH!!! (flips more tables)
Papyrus: UNDYNE I WILL THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW
PAPS, STOP SWEARING!
Papyrus: Everyone here swears. At least I'm not angsty like Chara.
Chara: I WILL MURDER YOU
Sans: (megalovania intensifies)
Chara: NEVERMIND THEN (runs away)
Shy fire man is shy
Me: veri.
Grillby: I am not!!
Well, uh, so did *lists almost every other monster*
Papyrus: ... (hugs Frisk)
Sans: Bro?
Papyrus: Sans, get me a boxing glove and a notepad.
Sans: What? Why?
Papyrus: I'm making a hit list.
Sans: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (finger guns) I'M SO PROUD
Papyrus: Why did I say that...
Frisk: Aww, he cares! ^-^
Aw, Grillby's so nice! ^^
Grillby: Heh, thanks!
Sans, how did you lose your phone?
Flowey: (trolling the forums) trololololol
Sans: GIVE ME MY PHONE, PETALFACE
Flowey: LOL NO (runs away)
*le gaspu* WHO ARE TEMMIE'S CRUSHES?!
Temmie: W-well, Tem think that Floe coot, and... (covers face) T-Tem no say other!! Reader must find out by themself!!1!
Me: Awww, but cliffhangers ;-;
Chara: You're the author, you already know.
Me: Lol yeah I do
So how's the weather where you are?
Papyrus: It depends. Most days, it's pretty nice.
Me: This actually applies to where I live too!
yE SANSBY
Me: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no
*keeps laughing*
Chara: Well fuck you then.
Me: Looks like the end of the chapter! Before we end, I want to say something. I honestly did not know that this book would be so popular. I thought it would mostly ignored, especially considering how OOC the characters can be sometimes for comedic effect, and I thought nobody would read it. Then a few people started commenting, and it ended up like this.
Sans: Started from the bottom now we're here~
Me: THIS IS MY END CARD, SKELEPUN! But he's right. I started from the very bottom with this book, and now it has over 200 reads! It might seem small to others, especially people I look up to on this site, but to me it makes me happy to see such a big number! :)
Frisk: What she's saying basically is, thanks for the support. We never expected this book to get as many reads and as much support as it did.
Undyne: We all love ya, punks!
Asgore: That we do! ^^
Temmie: Tem luv u!!1!
Toriel: We care for you all, my children!
Alphys: Y-you all rock!
Flowey: I would hug you if I could feel empathy.
Sans: Basically, thanks, guys.
Papyrus: Looks like the chapter's actually over now... welp, bye bye then, humans!
Chara: Remember, the more comments you leave, the longer the chapter will be! ^^
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