Wait wait wait... Cheer captain! Woah. That's big.
Sans: I KNOW, I NEARLY SCORED A DATE AND I STILL HAVE HER NUMBER
Frisk: YOU GOT THE CHEER CAPTAIN'S NUMBER IN HIGH SCHOOL?!?!
Sans: (laughing) YES!!!
Chara: MY DUDE!!!
Grillby: ...what is happening...
Fuku: HER LITTLE COUSIN GOES TO MY SCHOOL, SHE'S IN THE CHEER SQUAD TOO
Papyrus: O SHIT
Gaster: (so confused) (dramatic hand motion) WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Sans: I STILL HAVE AMARA'S NUMBER AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
Gaster: You mean the cheerleader you nearly got a date with?!
Undyne: Daaaaamn!
Olivia: Holy shit, it's chaos over here >w<
Flowey: DID SOMEONE SAY CHAOS
Sans: (startled) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sans- *facepalms* You don't go for the cheer captain, you dork!
Sans: She called me cute though... ;w;
Frisk: DUDE!! THE CHEER CAPTAIN CALLED YOU CUTE?!?!
Grillby: Sans, oh my god! That's a big thing in high school!
Fuku: Hah, look who's the date magnet!
Sans: (rolls eyes, embarrassed)
Fuku: Hey, I'm not lying! The cheer captain called you cute, Ceecee has a crush on you, and you're dating the best monster I know! (hugs her father) This guy!! >w<
Grillby: (smiles and hugs her back)
Sh sh shhhhhh. Don't say that. You is da bootiful perdy princess
Sans: I look like a stupid fuck
Papyrus: SANS, SOMEONE EXPLODED AGAIN!
Sans: oh great now I gotta do work.
Sans: Yep pretty much.
Papyrus: You're always so lazy! (holding Frisk)
Frisk: (hits him on the head with the stick) Lazybones!
Sans: (rubs head, chuckling) Look who has a mini-me.
Papyrus: (puts Frisk on his shoulders) Nyeh heh heh! Humans are adorable. (picks Chara up) Especially this one~ (boops her on the nose) 💙
Chara: (blushes and laughs) Paps! (hugs him)
I dare Papyrus to Dress up as the Flash, and Sans to dress up as Deadpool.
Sans: Heyyyy, I like this!
Papyrus: (running around at practically the speed of sound) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Chara: He's gonna make a hole in the—
* Papyrus runs right through the wall, leaving a Bugs-Bunny-like hole in it.
Chara: ...wall...
I wish I had the ability to instantly fall asleep
Sans: (rubs back of head, embarrassed) I always fall asleep when Paps picks me up. I guess I just feel safe.
EVERYONE! PIRATES OR NINJAS?
Papyrus: PIRATES!!! NYEH HEH HEH!
Sans: (jumps in front of Pap's camera shot with his arms out like a starfish) PIRATES!
Grillby: (tips a pirate hat)
Fuku: (puts a hook on her hand and a spotted bandana on her heaz) Yarr! >w<
Alphys: I like n-ninjas, but p-pirates are awesome too!
Mettaton: I like both!
Blooky: Ninjas are cool...!
Undyne: NINJAS FIGHTING PIRATES!!!
PIRATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS *Rips open clothing to reveal a pirates outfit, kicks off shoes to reveal a pegleg, and removes long hair wig to reveal a pirate's hat and short messy hair*
Papyrus: (dressed up as Jack Sparrow) HELL YES!!! PIRATES!!
Papy, but weird is the nerds word for cool. Trust me, it's normal, one day in the band room at high school and you'll figure this out realllll quick
Papyrus: (nervous, shy smile) Okay... ^^;
Chara bit my finger-
Ouch Chara! That hurrrt---
(This is a reference to something)
Me: (cross-eyed) I am afraid I don't know that reference :3
She wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts! She's the cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers!
Dreaming of the day
When you wake up and find
What who you're looking for
Has been here the whole time
Frisk: I've heard that song! :D
Alphys: M-me too!
*somewhere between laughing manaically and bursting into tears* GOAT MUM TORI I AM APOLOGIZE I DID A BAD
Toriel: (mom-stare intensifies) >___>
Oh gosh, my eyes are watering I'm laughing too hard!
Sans: (dramatic hand signals towards Undyne) FISH FACE ON LEEEEEEEEEEGS
Me: Great, now they're quoting JonTron >w<
*giggles* That was fun!
Papyrus: (chuckles a bit and spins Asker in a circle)
Are you guys fans of pirates? Cause I sure am! Yay!
Skelebros: PIRAAAAAAATES!!!!!! (start bouncing up and down)
Frisk: You ignited them!! Run before they explode!!
Me: A few more things before I end the chapter. This book hit 2K reads, and I didn't notice until now! Honestly, I didn't know that this book would be so popular. I didn't expect that! But then you guys showed up, and it makes me so happy when I see how much you guys love what I write.
Frisk: It really means a lot!! ❤️
Fuku: You are all amazing!! 💚
Papyrus: And we mean that!! 💙
Sans: We really do ^^
Me: So, I guess what I'm saying is...
Chara: (holds Papyrus' hand) Thanks ❤️
Me: One last thing. I have a few more Undertale books — "I Messed Up", "Hearts On Fire", "Guardian", "His Queen", and even some in the making.
Frisk: Plug, plug, plug!
Me: (bops them on the head with a newspaper) Anyway, I'd appreciate if you guys gave them a look and maybe gave me some advice for how to improve if you have any! As usual...
Vegas: Leave more comments! ^^
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
