Well, if you won't tell me your names, then you're gonna be B*tch 2 and 6
Vegas: (giggling) Great names! But, uh, who are you talking about?
Bitch 2: I can live with that.
Maddogg333: Am I the only one who wants to see the skeles on an actual human period?
TheReturnOfTurtle: KITTEN DO IT
Skelesisters: nononONONO—
Me: (mischievous giggling)
* (le poof)
Fem!Sans: Okay, fuck the three of you, seriously.
Fem!Papy: (walks out of the room) I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU, WHEN CAN I BE A BOY AGAIN
Undyne: In about 5 chapters.
Gaster: I thought raising two sons, was hell, I don't think I can live through five chapters of two daughters.
Toriel: I'm sure you can, Doctor, you just need a bit of help. Gorey!
Asgore: (peeks out of the kitchen) Hm? Yes, dear?
Toriel: Come along, we're going to help Dr. Gaster with his children.
Asgore: Oh, alright! ^^
Gaster: please kill me -.-
Sans, I feel bad for what I did to you... so ... to make it up... HEY, KITTEN, CHANGE VEGAS INTO A CHICK!
Fem!Sans: AHAHAHAHAHAHA, YES!!!!!
Fem!Vegas: FUCK ALL OF YOU
Me: A new name is in order, you look so pretty. Hm... Coco?
Fem!Vegas (further referred to as Coco until she is male again): Seriously fuck you.
I dare everyone (except kitty) to do frisk chara asriel and fuku's homework
Fem!Papy: I ain't doin' that shit, I've got my own homework!
Me: hehehe
Fem!Sans: (having no problem, getting through Fuku's math homework super fast)
Fuku: Wow! 🔮o🔮
LP: o-oh, you don't have a soul? you c-c-can use mine! *holds up a peachy soul*
IC: LP, no...
LP: Momma, its okee... they can have mine...
Asgore: No, no, we couldn't possibly...
Toriel: We want to go to the surface, but not that badly... We cannot take an Asker's soul... that's just coldhearted...
Fem!Papy: Asker, please keep your soul. We don't want to sacrifice an asker to get where we want to go... or anyone for that matter...
Fem!Sans: i want to sacrifice whoever the fuck invented periods (currently holding a hot water bottle)
Me: SAME. But let's not kill an asker ;-;
YEAH, CUTIE ISN'T CREEPY! :D
Cutie: YAY! I may be over that phase, but, uh, watch out for Lucy.
Lucy: (tackle-hugs Fem!Sans & runs away carrying her) SHE'S MINE NOW BYE, btw Sansy you look cute as a girl uwu
Fem!Sans: Thanks, but do me a favour and PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN???
Lucy: NNNNNNOPE!!!
Chara, there are 7.4 billion people on Earth. I think you should be able to avoid 2
Chara: I hope so...
ok yeah, dunno how this works for monsters but chocolate actually makes human periods worse...
Me: Really? It usually makes it better for me...
Fem!Paps: It helps me, too!
Fem!Sans: (laying on the ground after finishing her hot cocoa) life is p a i n
Fem!Papy: ...I don't think it helps my sister, though.
IC: *has drank all the ketchup* huh?
Fem!Papy: Sans doesn't need any ketchup right now, so go right ahead!
Fem!Sans: i want to drink away the pain
Fem!Papy: Drama queen.
IC: I'm offended, MTT is coo
Fem!MTT: Why thank you darling!~ (makes a heart with her hands)
Fem!Vegas: (irritated sigh)
Fem!MTT: Oh! Well hello, Vegas! You look quite pretty~
Fem!Vegas: Call me pretty again and I'll turn you into a stapler.
Me: (interrupts) Leave more comments!!
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
