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Chara did u turn into blueberry

Chara: Actually... (pulls a rainbow scarf out of her sweater and ties it around her neck) I HAVE BECOME STORYSWAP ME! >:D nah jk I'm still normal

*hears knocking at the door, and opens the door, revealing CeeCee* Hey Sans, look who it is~!!!! Papyrus, try to hold your cursing tongue back for now, OR ELSE THE SPAGHETTI DIES!!! *aims a gun at a plate of spaghetti that's tied to a chair*

Papyrus: (nervous smiling) G-got it... owo;
Vegas: (eyes light up) CEECEE!!! (runs over and hugs her)
Ceecee: (hugs back) Hi Vegas! Long time no see! ^^
Sans: You two know each other?
Vegas: Yep! ^^
Ceecee: (runs over and hugs Sans) Hi Sansy! >w<
Sans: Heh, hi there!
Ceecee: (hugs Grillby) Howdy Grillbz! :D
Grillby: (hugs back) Hi! :3

VEGASSSS, I DREW YOU! Can you tell me if you like it? I tried really hard!

Vegas: Let's see... (sees picture) Holy shit! It looks incredible, Turtle!!! I absolutely love it!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Me: It's my phone background >w<
Papyrus: You nailed the colouring! :D

Flowey, what's it like putting up with these people?

Flowey: Difficult. Especially if you're not a fan of being hit with newspapers.
Me: (hits with newspaper) Shush, you.
Flowey: (eye twitch)

Just keep telling yourself that...

Sans: I INTEND TO

DAW ><

Fuku: >w<

Aw, Sans is being a good supportive brother

Chara: (strikes a cute pose with Papyrus)
Sans: (takes picture) this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen
Sans sent everyone 1 picture:

Chara: (strikes a cute pose with Papyrus)Sans: (takes picture) this is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seenSans sent everyone 1 picture:

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Me: This is my fucking OTP for life and nobody will ever tell me otHERWISE—
Fuku: (still in a pirate costume) Dude, just, clam down. (ocean pun)
Me: Did you just say "clam"?
Fuku: (plays innocent) <3< no i didn't...
Chara: (decides to screw with the author) Stay perfectly clam!
Me: NOW YOU SAID IT!!
Papyrus: (giggling like an idiot) Can I kelp you with something?
Me: ...what is wrong with you...
Sans: Oh good reef.
Me: ...wha...
Frisk: Cry me a river.
Me: (confused noise)
Gaster: (final strike) You're just full of abalone, aren't you?
Me: Ô<Ō (flops on ground face-first)
Sans: Ahaha, nice one, dad!
Frisk: Pun power 100!
Asriel: You win, perfect!
Chara: Mission successful, book it before she wakes up!
* Everyone ditches Snow like she's Jerry.

*drags paps back and pushes him onto the plank,, angling the plank to balanced with her foot*
Paps... I dare you to walk that plank into the water

Papyrus: NO, NEVER
* Sans repeats what Papyrus did to him — looking at his hand and shoving him in the water.
Papyrus: NYEH?!?! (splash) SANS WHY

This. This is how you write siblings.

Sans: THE REVOLUTION HAS BEGUN
Vegas: (shoves him in the water) VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Sans: AH FUCK (splash)
Papyrus: I guess we're both in the same boat.
Sans: ayyyyyyyyyyy

*coughs*
actually,, the reasons i listed with my interrogation of Evelyn would be decent reasons to love someone
.....or to wanna be friends with them I mean—

Chara: Exactly! You're a good brother, you tell funny jokes, you're a great friend, and you're one of the brightest monsters down here! So stop doubting yourself, comedian!
Frisk: Wow... Chara can actually be really motivational!
Sans: Heh, thanks, Chara! (ruffles her hair)
Chara: Ack! You know I hate it when you do that, Sans!
Sans: And you know I do it anyway.

.............chara........
you just said he'd look better as dust......

Frisk: She's Chara, what do you expect?
Sans: At least she's honest :P

paps could you please hold him like that all the time? i need more cuteness in my life

d'awhhhh

Papyrus: I would, but then he would always be asleep and wouldn't be able to interact with anyone!

(walks into the room with Azzy, Chara, and Frisk) Hi... (heart is grey)

Azzy: Jeez, you're not lookin' good.
Frisk: You okay?
Chara: Friendzoned.
Azzy: Ooh, ouch!

friSK

Gaster: (rolls up sleeve)
Frisk: oh fuck
Asgore: Dr. Gaster no
Undyne: Gaster don't kill a man
Gaster: I'm not going to kill a man, I'm going to kill a small non-binary child.
Frisk: fUCk (runs away)
Undyne: That's even worse!

I love how everyone here is just so chill about their bfs and gfs being into other people, its like jealousy doesn't exist in this universe. We need more people like this in real life.

Me: No jealousy, more happiness! ^^
Grillby: (picks up Sans) As long as they don't forget about us, we're all happy ^^
Sans: (peace sign) Yeah, what he said 💙

PumaKittyCat: *hugs back tightly* yey
Bluetac47: I think you just got adopted

Asgore: I'm running to the store, do you need anything?
Toriel: (still hugging Puma) moar children
Asgore: no tori
(look up "The Oldest Memes" on youtube)

aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHokaygasterdon'tworrywe'rejustweirdosAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gaster: ...clearly...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTER SCREAAAAAAM WITH US!!!

Gaster: wtf no
Asgore: (kisses his cheekbone, then turns away with a smug smile)
Gaster: ... (blushes and pulls sweater up over his face) aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Asgore & Toriel: (smug high-five)

*squeaks at Murp*
CAN I PET HIM CAN I PET HIM CAN I PET HIM—

Sans: (smiles) Of course you can, kid. Go right ahead!
Murp: (friendly burble) :3

Omg, sans the pirate with a pet starfish! XD, it's a new tv show!

Sans: YES

*stumbles* thanks for taking me for a spin. *smiles then goes to asker section.... Wherever that is*

Papyrus: Oh my god Asker no

Me: Leave more comments! :3

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