Sans, I'd love to help you, but I'm a mere reader, I don't know what you want from me.
And yes! Go Grillby! You've got this!
Grillby: You're right! I've got this! What am I scared of? òwó (filled with determination)
Sans: Dammit... thanks anyway...
Toriel: (comes in) Um, what?
Sans: Tori, help. This asker won't get off my lap.
Asgore: Oh my...
Sans: (pupils disappear, shadow of distress appears on face) Someone help.
Yo, Sans, is there any possible way for you to... gently move Danny? I think someone *cough* Grillby *cough* might wanna tell you something.
And Grillby, my advice to you is: Don't freak yourself out, just say it and don't think about the blubber of words spilling from your mouth, and hope it came out right.
Grillby: Got it! ^^
Chara: Great advice there.
Sans: (fidgets a bit) Danny pls move, you are doing me a discomfort
Toriel: Er, my child, I think Sans wishes for you to move.
Asgore: Please leave him alone, I think he is quite uncomfortable...
Chara: Move, dammit.
Toriel: Chara, be polite.
Chara: Shoot... sorry Mom.
Toriel: It's alright, my child.
Sans: pls move ;-;
Papyrus: (gently moves Danny off of Sans, then helps him stand up) There you go! ^^
Sans: Thanks, Pap! :3
Oh yeah, and Undyne, keep doing what you're doing.
And Paps, you might wanna make a run for it, she's gonna eventually flip the table you're hiding behind.
Undyne: (Spear of Justice intensifies) FEEL MY WRATH, LOWLY WOODEN TABLES
Papyrus: nyEHHH (nyoom)
Ha! You think you can get my head! But all I am is a voice with no body to you!
Also, you are making me ship PetalFlakes, I don't know if that was intended or not, but you are X~X
Me: huehuehue, join the dark side young turtle
Flowey: Asker, I can see you, you know.
ohmygod
I laughed too hard
I dare y'all to all say something absolutely hilarious and completely evil-ish-sounding with a straight face and whoever gets the most laughs gets a pie
Chara: I HEARD PIE I'M IN >:D
Papyrus: ME TOO! NYEH HEH HEH!
Sans: aight.
Grillby: *Guess I have to wait to tell him...* Wait for me! (follows them)
Temmie: (throws Flowey into the air) FLAII
Flowey: FUCKING SHIT, AAAAAAAAA
Sans: (laughs really hard)
Chara: (points at Frisk) Fuck you, (points at Sans) fuck you, (points at Undyne) fuck you, (points at Flowey) you're cool, (points at Mettaton) FUCK YOU, I'm out. (leaves)
Sans: (laughs)
Mettaton: ;^; R00d!
Flowey: Suffer, toaster oven :3
Undyne: I am the mermaid lord. (raises arms)
Papyrus: (laughs)
Dolphin with Human Legs: (falls from ceiling) o shit waddup
Everyone: (STARTLED SCREAM) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Undyne: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Sans: UNDYNE CAN SUMMON DEMONS
Papyrus: (runs away) NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
Me: (dying of laughter while everyone else is shrieking) Leave us more comments!! I need them to write the book! Ahahahaha!! XD
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Random**CONTAINS SENSITIVE SUBJECTS BECAUSE STORY ELEMENTS** **BOOK DISCONTINUED, AU STILL BEING DEVELOPED THO, DM ME IF YOU WANNA KNOW MY NEW ACC** Ask or Dare the Undertale characters almost anything! They are not on the surface yet, so they are still u...
