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W: You're right
D: I know
D: About what?
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D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'?
W: Okay.....
D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me
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D: 1rd, 2rd 3nd
W: The hell.
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D: Want to freak out your neighbours?
D: Rename your wifi to 'FBI surveillance van 7'
W: You are evil
W: I love it.
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W: Nvm, my bad
D: You nearly killed us!
W: Wouldn't be the first time
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W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'shit'
D: Well it hasn't happened yet
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W: You left your phone here
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W: It's four AM and I woke up with a cat sitting on my chest
W: I don't have a cat
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W: Did you know Einstein's last words were spoken in German to a nurse that only spoke English?
W: Quick place your bets on what Einstein's last words were
D: Geh und mach mir ein sandwich
W: What
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W: Ever noticed how grades go A, B, C, D, F?
D: Yeah...
W: What happened to E?!
D: C and D ganged up, cuts its foot off, and turned it into F
W: Holy shit
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D: I died once
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D: Wally.
W: Oh no
D: Google Scotland's national animal
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W: Have any other ways to remember words?
D: Yeah
D: Learn to spell them
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D: The humans have been eradicated, cats took over
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W: Life
D: Death
W: Corruption
D: Justice
W: Murder
D: I'm in
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D: I need something more than caffeine but less than cocaine
W: I have you for that
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D: I ripped the tag off a mattress
W: You have doomed us all
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W: I am just saying!
D: There is no way Steve and Bucky is better than Steve and Tony
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
