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D: When your laughing really hard and your inner Kira shows
W: I still can't tell if this is a person you know or a split personality
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W: You awake?
D: No, I'm scuba diving, what the fuck do you want?
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D: So, Jason was fighting with the kid who lives across the street and all I heard was "Learn to take a joke!" and the Tim aggressively screaming back "LEARN TO MAKE ONE" and he's my new favourite person
W: I love this kid
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W: Simple and effective ways to deal with stress include;
W: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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D: To quote Hamlet act III scene II line 92, "no."
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W: Do you ever just regret 40% of your life?
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D: Tomato
W: Solanum Lycopersicum
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W: You are my hero
D: "Well, officer, if that's even your real name-"
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D: You have the social skills of a sea urchin
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W: Your music scares me
D: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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D: Find out who is playing that G note and destroy them
W: Already on it
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W: Got your nose
D: Got your wallet
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D: Hey, don't look at me like that!
D: I'm relatable, not reliable!
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W: We got invited to two parties this weekend
D: Wow. We finally have friends
W: Were skipping both, right?
D: Obviously
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D: Is that really what you're going to wear?
W: I WAS ON MY DEATHBED
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W: I don't know what it worse
W: You whistled for me to come downstairs
W: Or the fact that I did
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D: Still waiting for you to apologize for what you did in my dream last night
W: Give me three minutes and I'll have flowers and tocos
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W: It's amazing how fast the world can go from bad to a total shit storm
D: I am literally three minutes late
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D: Candles are how we keep fire as pets
W: This is stupidly adorable
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W: Define "normal"
D: No
D: Suffer
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D: Well, what can I say? I'm a badass
W: YOU NEARLY KILLED ME
D: But you lived
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W: I love you, you enormously stubborn pain in the ass
D: Psh, you just want me for said ass
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D: Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
W: I'm sure that the mayor of Gotham would appreciate your attention
D: Meh, this place hasn't had a good mayor since, like, season 3
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
