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D: I used to be a very happy person, like six years ago before I met you
W: You used to be happy?!
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W: ROY! Was Dick ever happy?
R: When
W: That's what I'm saying!
D: No one believes me! I was happy before you!
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W: Do you know how many people would fucking kill another person to be you?
W: I would fucking kill Roy to be you
D: Why not fucking kill me to be me?!
R: Dickie, to be honest, I would wanna be you
D: Why
R: Cause it'd be a fun challenge to get myself out of the little rut your in
R: I feel like you need to find something fun to do, like have you ever went skydiving?
D: Once, and it sucked so-
R: What do you mean?
D: Well they made me wear a parachute
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D: If this weren't a comedy, we'd be dead for sure!
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W: Someone came to you and they said we're gonna kill your father or you give up alcohol for the rest of your life, what would you do?
R: Take a shot of whiskey and high-five Ollie goodbye
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D: My Weebs, my Weebs, my Weebs I am excited TODAYYY
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R: If you could switch lives with anyone in this room, who would you switch lives with?
D: Probably Wally
R: Why Wally?
D: Cause he's probably gonna die soon
W: What the fuck
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D: Hi, and welcome to Dick's Evening Advice Department (DEAD)™, for all the depressed and repressed teens who are sad and suffering, tonight's lesson- drum roll, please- is...
D: Make your bed, you fucking heathen
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W: Lets put you in a situation, okay?
W: You're a little kid, your moms not watching you, your at the zoo, you fall into the gorilla pit, what's next?
D: Try to find some way to make the gorilla kill me
W: No, okay, a new situation.
W: Your on an airplane it's going down they tell you to buckle up and put your head down, what do you do next?
D: I unbuckle and stand up
W: No-
W: Okay, Roy, you're at the zoo with your family, your parents left you unattended and you fall into the gorilla pit, what's next
R: I wait for the gorilla to kill me
W: NoOoO
D: That's what I said!
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D: Are you saying it for the camera or are we really going to the E.R.???
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W: So I bought a couple of scorpions and as for the last twenty minutes I think I lost one
D: Oh no, he's right here on my arm. I figure maybe he'll get angry and he'll sting me and I'll die
W: Dick I hate to break it to you, but they're not poisonous
D: Well What the fuck
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D: So if 1 + 2 = the square numeration of a quadratic duck, then we get the circumference of dat ass!
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W: I'm the only happy one out of the group
W: You guys are both, like, equally sad
W: Where'd you guys meet?!
W: At like, a funeral that wasn't someone either of you guys knew? You guys were just hanging out?
D: We just go just to sit there and be sad
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D: Favourite anime troupe?
W: Glasses characters who have a ridiculous amount of glasses
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
