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W: Dude I can't believe you won prom king
D: Really? I'm not surprised
W: You don't even go to my school!
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D: Don't listen to her dude
D: You're not a joke
W: Yeah, thanks
D: Jokes are funny
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D: I'm not getting out of bed today
W: Not happening! Come on! Up up up!
W: It's garbage can, not garbage cannot!
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W: Can you take out the carnage?
D: So you've finally crossed over to the darkside? I've been waiting for this day for a long time, now we can betray the heroes and eliminate all other obstacles. World domination is just a hop skip and a jump away!
W: Dude
W: I meant garbage
W: Can you take you the garbage out
D: Oh...
D: Good thing I was just joking then
D: Heh
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D: Why are your lips covered in smeared lipstick?
W: I could ask you the same thing
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W: I just poured milk into a house plant
W: Sometimes I think I'm an idiot
D: Oh, I do that all the time
W: Pour milk in house plants?
D: No, think your an idiot
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D: 3 or 4 ripe bananas, smashed
D: 1/3 cup melted butter
D: 1 cup sugar
D: 1 egg, beaten
D: 1 teaspoon vanilla
D: 1 teaspoon baking soda
D: A pinch of salt
D: 1 & 1/2 cups of all purpose flour
W: What is this a recipe for?
W: Why did you wake me up for this
D: Shut the fuck up
W: Okay, goodnight
D: It's banana bread
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W: ...
W: Dude...
D: Yes, my dearest most darling dear?
W: Are you... drunk?
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D: I'm dying
W: What?
D: I've been diagnosed with Synchronous Diaphragmatic Flutter
W: Seriously dude?
W: Why you gotta scare me like that?
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W: Should I get pizza?
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W: My arms been chopped off by a psychopath
D: Okay I'm sorry I'll save you
W: I already bled out
W: That's what happens when you take 30 minutes to reply to texts
W: People die
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D: I can't believe NASA is recording billions of SMS
W: Must be a hoax, they can't have gone so far
D: Are you so naive? FUCK NASIA
N: Heard you
W: What's this?
D: Bastards
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D: It's the inside that matters
W: Oh really? Give me an example
D: Refrigerator
W: Good point
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D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
D: In a meeting
W: Are you in a meeting?
D: No, why?
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W: Why aren't you answering
D: Sorry, lost my phone
D: I'll text you when I find it
W: Okay
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D: We should invest in an army of llamas
W: I'm listening
D: 1) They spit at people
D: 2) We can ride them
D: 3) Their soft and we can put hats on them
W: I'm sold
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
