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D: What are you?!
W: A idiot sandwich
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W: Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
D: Cause it's hot
W: It snowed yesterday
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W: You follow Satan on twitter?
D: You don't?
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D: Assassination: a nation that is sassy
W: No-
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W: My heart says yes but my bank balance says no
D: Do you even have a bank balance?
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D: There are seven wonders of the world and I am three of them
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W: American but Amerishouldn't
D: The election is ALREADY OVER
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D: I swear to god Italy is the cutest thing
W: What are you talking about? Romano is best boy
D: At least Germany agrees with me
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W: I guess there are some problems that can be solved with the power of fashion
D: You're damn right- now shut up and work that runway
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D: I am here with the stunningly beautiful...
D: Myself
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W: FACT: Adding '3000' to anything make it 200 times cooler
D: Wally3000
W: ...
D: Hm, nothing changed
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D: I am putting a ribbon in my hair to raise awareness of me looking so cute
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D: Stop being so defensive I am just trying to hit you with weapons
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W: A baby's laughter is one of the best sounds you will ever hear
W: Unless it's 3AM
W: And you're alone
W: And you don't have a baby
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D: I'm at that age where I only have one thing on my mind
W: Guys?
D: Homicide
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W: Let's play a game called you bring me food and I eat it
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D: I once killed a man in his sleep with his own mustache and a grape
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W: Last night I had a dream where scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove that humans are closely related to goats and I was so insulted when I woke up
D: Have you watched the news lately?
W: No, why?
D: No reason
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D: I'm cute as hell, which is incidentally where I came from
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W: I may act like I'm tough but if your mean to me there is a 900% chance I will cry
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
