---- [W -> D] ----
D: I don't need a valentine, I need a fight
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W: Gimme a few days to get the money together
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D: The recommended age to have an Ouija Board is 8+
D: So you need to be 19 to drink but 8 to summon the devil
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W: Dating Tip: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
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D: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. And I'm out there, very dangerous, and looking for you. Good luck.
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W: I can't take this long distance relationship anymore!
W: The fridge is coming to my room!
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D: I bet you $20 that I can convince the team to cosplay as the Host Club
W: I bet you can't
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W: Why are you grounded again?
D: The interview asked for three words to describe me
W: And...
D: I said: Boss Ass Bitch
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D: Me? A jealous hoe? Absolutely.
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W: Listen here short stack, this trash can ain't big enough for the two of us
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D: Barbara is that one female character who could literally beat me up and I would thank her
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W: Feelings are terrible
D: 0/10 would not recommend
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D: I can't tell if I'm really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
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W: How long will this go on for??
D: It can't be more than 30 chapters man
W: But we're still so far from canon!
D: Welcome to my world
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D: Don't tell me to calm down I'll throw a fucking desk at your face
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W: Today is a beautiful day
D: Not as beautiful as me
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D: IF YOU EVER SEE ME FIGHTING IN THE FOREST WITH A GRIZZLE BEAR
D: HELP THE BEAR
D: CAUSE THAT BITCH GONNA NEED IT
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W: YEET
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D: I never said I didn't like you...
D: I said you are the fakest motherfucking slutty-ass bitch I've ever seen in my life
D: There's a difference
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W: You get back here you bitch
W: You Get Back Here You Bitch
W: You Get Back Here You Bitch
W: yoU GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH
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D: Hello and welcome to standing up school
D: ...
D: And you fail
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
R: Sup' sluts, guess who just got out of prison
W: Sluts?
D: Prison?
---- [W -> D] ----
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
