---- [W -> D] ----
D: I'm trash, bye
W: Is that why I wanna take you out so badly?
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W: THEIR MY SONS AND I LOVE THEM
D: THEIR SNAKES AND YOUR AN IDIOT
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D: ADMIT IT, MONIKA IS THE BEST YANDERE
D: YURI'S ROUTE DOSENT EVEN HAVE LOVER'S SUICIDE
W: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TSUNDERE NATSUKI IS BEST GIRL
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W: I AM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FANCY TUNA
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D: Wow, that's never happened before
W: They should do that in every Pokemon episode
D: Yeah, yeah they should
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W: Oh, I'm in my head now
W: I swear I had a song playing in here
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D: Ur so lame
W: At least my uncle thinks I'm cool
W: Barry was reading over my shoulder and literally said "no I don't" then walked away
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W: I like to live dangerously.
D: Yeah, me too.
W: I run at dangerous speeds and do parkour on top of high buildings
D: I knowingly open fanfiction that hasn't been updated in nine years or more.
W: *softly, but with a lot of feeling* Holy fuck.
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D: Jokes on you, every room is my panic room
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W: Thank the freaking cosmos
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D: I've told you a million fucking times not to microwave your socks in the microwave
D: But what did I just hear you do?
W: It's cold outside and they feel nice when they're warm
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W: Baby
D: Fellow associate
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D: Distraction?
W: Going to hack the suit?
D: Going to hack the suit
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D: Bruce is such a buzzkill
W: What'd he say?
D: He made another rule
D: "Dick, for the love of God, stop leaving guns in the empty Pop-Tart boxes. The rest of you, the lack of Pop-Tarts is not more important than the presence of a gun."
W: Buzzkill
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W: Sure, you may be verified on twitter, but are you verified in the eyes of yourself?
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D: "Burr shot first"
D: "Hamilton shot first"
D: I don't know what you heard but whatever it is Jefferson started it.
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
W: I arranged the menu, the venue, and the seating.
R: We're eating mac and cheese at your house and Dick is sitting on your lap.
W: I arranged the menu, the venue, and the seating.
---- [W -> D] ----
W: When you're the only kid in school who didn't witness the fight.
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D: Are you reading a dictionary?
W: Yeah, Don't spoil it though
D: Zyzzyva
W: Ah, you- fjsadoif
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W: That's Illegal!
D: Its New Jersy!
D: Everything is legal in New Jersey
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
