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D: HEY. FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM AT HAND.
W: YOU ARE ALWAYS THE PROBLEM AT HAND.
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W: I just wanna date the type of guy that goes above and beyond
W: I just wanna date the type of guy that pays for parking on a Sunday
W: That's the kind of stuff that really butters my eggroll
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D: Be safe
W: When am I not safe?
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W: In your opinion what's the height of stupidity?
D: How tall are you?
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D: Hey man can I have some
W: No
D: 135 76 107
W: That was my-
D: Social security number? I know
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W: How bout some Beethoven?
D: all right. You want Moonlight Sonata?
W: Nope. you know what I want
D: Is it Fur Elise?
W: it is Fur Elise, yes
D: all right
W: I'm waiting, puppet boy
W: What are you doing?!
D: I'm jazzing it up daddio!
W: You can't do that! This is the devil's music
D: IM FREE
W: What's happening?!
D: I'm floating on Jazz! It's what Beethoven would have wanted! Quit being such a nerd!
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D: I'm a fucking catch, you bitch
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W: Megan can be scary man
D: They're literally not; They are sweet and pure and bake u cookies, what is your issue
W: They just KO'ed Conner how are you not afraid
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D: I've got two plane tickets and enough money for literally thousands of milkshakes; are you in or out
W: I've been at the airport for the last forty seconds where you at
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W: So you're coming for dinner this weekend right
D: no
W: that wasn't a fucking question
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D: You betrayed me, you bonfire lookin bitch
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D: I am mistaken?
D: Those are fighting words
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W: The work of GODS
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D: Wally, I considered you my friend
D: But if your life was in danger tomorrow, I wouldn't lift a finger to help you
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W: OP do you take constructive criticism?
D: Absolutely fucking not
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D: What's up sluts, smash that MF like button for more content and don't 4get 2 subscribe, also I got merch in the description below ;)))
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D: I go to bother Jay him and ask "what does the 'm' in 'smexy' even mean?" and Timmy looks at me and goes "m stands for slope"
D: Like yeah, you got it, man
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W: Has Tim always been this much of a sassy bitch?
D: That one time he got kidnapped we walked in on the villains threatening him with a knife and he said "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"
D: So yes, he's always been a sassy bitch
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D: Have I ever told you the real story of how Superbat got together
W: THE FUCK NO YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE NOT
D: OKAY SO
D: Clark was walking down the hall in the Watchtower and he tripped over "fucking nothing" when he saw Bruce walk past (which was actually Diana's lasso of truth leftover from the league trying to get them together) and Bruce ended up trying to catch him and they both fell so that Bruce was laying on top of Clark's chest and the lasso wrapped around Clark's ankle
D: According to Diana the words exchanged were
D: "Your an idiot, Clark" "god please fucking date me"
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
