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D: Ohh~ bars- but look-
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W: BITCH YOU BEEN KNEW.
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D: Babs was fighting some thugs and one of them says "you sure you want to do this little girl? I mean, what if we're dangerous?" and she looks him dead in the eye and says "what if I am?"
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W: We've got to clean the house now! Now people!
W: I want this place looking like Disney On Ice in one minute!
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D: I'm pretty, your pretty, what do you say we go home and stare at each other
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W: If Roy, Babs and I were drowning, and you only had time to save one p-
D: You dumbasses can't even SWIM?!!?
W: It's a hypothetical situation
W: Which would you save?
D: My time and effort
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D: You better scramble like an egg before you get folded like an omelette bro
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W: Press F to pay respects
D: F
R: F
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D: Did they just meme together?
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W: Why are you booing me? I am right!
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R: Catch me at my funeral later tonight lads
W: O? A party?
R: Your all invited to my funeral party if I die
D: Great, the only party I've been invited to and he might not even die
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D: Pls take ur masochistic ass out of this good christian chat
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W: Where you at
D: Sleeping on the roof
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D: u kno what nvm
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W: Megan is one functioning lesbian tbh
D: Says the disaster gay
W: Fuck you functioning bi
R: Tf are you gays talking about
D: Stfu disaster bi
R: Fuck you I'm functioning
W: Are you sure about that
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R: What r u two losers doing right now
D: Suffering
R: besides that
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D: What are you watching?
W: Say yes to the dress, wanna watch it with me?
W: Is
W: Is that you knocking on my door
W: How did you get here so fast
D: Open the fuck up bitch
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W: I am fucking SPOOKED
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D: If I could have one superpower it would be to be able to say 🅱 out loud
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
