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W: Why dose everyone always assume the worse of me?
D: It saves time
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D: A little gasoline... a blowtorch... no problem
W: We are not doing that
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W: Remember that time we set the school gym on fire to get Bruce and Clark together?
D: Ah, the good old days
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D: Your questioning my methods
W: I'm not questioning, I'm saying it's stupid
D: Well Then
D: Somebody needs a happy meal
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W: You are so weird
D: You have no idea
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D: I didn't do it!
W: Then why are you laughing?!
D: Because whoever did it is a freaking genius
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W: The universe may not always be fair, but at least it has a hell of a sense of humour
D: You call me being locked in a freezer with nothing but frozen hamburgers funny!?
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D: You couldn't even handle me if I cam with instructions
W: I couldn't handle you were the instructions man
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W: I'm so glad you could come
D: Cut the crap, get me a drink
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D: You make no sense to me
W: Welcome to my life
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D: I made a new friend today
W: Real or imaginary?
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W: Damn, your strong for a little thing
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D: Do me a favour... I know it's difficult for you... but please, stay here, and try not to do anything stupid
W: No problemo man
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W: I feel like a freaking soccer mom
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D: I didn't steal it
D: I permanently borrowed it
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W: You like the De Vinci code, but harder to crack
D: Why thank you
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D: Pull out my headphones and I'll pull out your lungs
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W: Such evil in such a little thing
D: <3
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D: Well, this is fun
W: Dude, pay attention, we are trying to hide a body
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W: Haha, it's like we finish each other's sss-
D: Ssssss
D: SSSSATAN WILL RISE
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D: Clone Shiro better back the fuck up
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W: Excuse me, I demand your undivided attention
D: You couldn't handle my undivided attention
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
