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D: There's this crazy bitch is out to ruin my life
W: Who?
D: They always show up and make a huge scene
W: who?!
D: And they never shut up!
W: WHO?
D: Myself
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W: Describe yourself in three words
D: I am a rebel
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W: You keep talking bad about yourself and I will physically fight you
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D: The matrix has you...
W: Don't do this to me
D: Follow the white rabbit...
W: I hate you
D: Knock knock, Wally
W: What is this witchcraft?!
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W: If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
D: Magic
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D: Hey
W: Hi
D: What's up?
W: Nothing, you?
D: Same
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D: I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door completely
W: One sec
D: ?
D: ...
D: Did you just...
W: Yep
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W: That moment you realize that the Powerpuff girls get their power from Chemical X
W: As in, the X Chromosone
W: Their power = Girl power
D: Why are you watching Powerpuff girls at 5am?
W: Don't sweat the small stuff
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W: Dude your so slow!
D: I'm walking down the hallway!
W: Are you sure? I think a snail beat you here!
D: I can literally see you eating grapes
W: I'm going to die of old age before you get here!
D: Hey! Stoping throwing grapes at me!
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W: I can't believe you took my grapes
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D: You should be allowed to leave social events by announcing, "the part of me will now be played by this plate of cheese."
W: Rough night?
D: You have no idea
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W: I'm calling the police
D: Why?!
W: I literally just watched you brush your teeth
D: So?!
W: And then you drank an entire glass of orange juice!
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D: Dude, calm down, the spider is smaller than you
W: SO IS A BOMB
D: Do you need help?
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W: Seven
W: Crappy
W: Hours
W: Of
W: Our
W: Lives
D: Rough day?
W: ...
D: Study session at the cave?
W: Fine
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D: Get your ass back here or your totalled
W: Totally?
D: Totally
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W: You need to learn how to dodge a grenade
D: I can
D: The problem was he had two
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D: I'm so sick I could kill you
W: Don't you mean you could die?
D: No
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W: I think your suffering from lack of Vitamin me
D: Do you want to die?
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D: Hey
D: Wally
W: What?
D: Bruce bought a new chandelier
W: Why?
D: ...
D: Not important
W: What is important
D: It came...
D: Wrapped...
D: In...
W: Dude spit it out already
D: Bubble-Wrap Wally
D: Bubble-Wrap
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
