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D: Words can't hurt me these shades are Gucci
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W: God I love blackmail
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D: You better not eat all my gummy-worms
W: Ummm aren't you missing???
D: Not important, just don't eat my fucking gummy-worms
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W: Understandable have a nice day
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R: Children, in this world it's yeet or be yeeted
W: Yeeten?
D: Y O T E
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D: People on the internet are so mean...
D: Including me, fuck off
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W: I would die for you Richard
D: You will.
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D: One time Tim was chillin on the side of one of our beds and he stole a chip from Jason and said "the gods have smiled upon me" and Babs pushes him off the bed with her foot and says "we live in a godless world" and nothing has shook me to my core more than that
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W: Hate u so fucking much I was gonna say that
D: Git gud scrub
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D: I'm an entrepreneur bitch
W: In what exactly??
D: Everything I do
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W: Aww Roy! You know you love us!
R: I would sell you both for a half full, lukewarm, shitty cup of coffee.
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D: I taught a robot how to fear
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W: I feel like he's the embodiment of 'meet me behind Chick-fil-A in ten minutes for an ass kicking'
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D: Death Note...
D: That's a stupid name
D: Mmmm what would be better than Death Note...
D: Die-ary
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R: You'll die right next to Dick
W: An honour
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W: Free tape for everyone!
D: Thanks my guy
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D: I have recently terminated my relationship with my former significant other, I bestow upon you her 7-digit telephonic sequence.
D: You fool! For that is the incorrect telephonic sequence! OHHHHHHHHH!!
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W: How do you even have a secret identity
D: Idk what you're talking about
W: Your Twitter bio is 'World-known piano prodigy, legendary Viner, TV star, secretly a superhero, teen billionaire, acrobat, best-selling author'
W: And your most recent tweet is "I swear to me guys, I really am a superhero, "
D: I'm a fucking master of stealth
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D: The most impressive thing about me is that I've met Beyonce
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
