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D: I swear you could trip on your own shadow
W: My shadow is a tricky little bastard that likes to see me fall to his level
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D: Oh my god, I had the exact same dream!
W: Really?
D: No, of course not
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W: Can you think of anyone but yourself?
D: I can but I chose not to
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D: You know, I am so romantic
D: Sometimes I think I should just marry myself
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W: Red? Why red?
D: Legend says that red calms the beast down enough for you to sneak by
W: But that's only legend, it could also make us stand out so the thing can kill us faster
D: Well, red's also my favourite colour so there
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D: This is a nice change of scenery
W: It's a prison cell
D: I was being sarcastic
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W: Did you just throw a rock at me?
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D: I believe the word you're looking for is "Aaahhhh!"
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D: Do it for the Vine!
W: Vine is dead
D: Say that again and so will you be
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D: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind bookshelves and shit
W: Can we not base our choices on what happens in episodes of Scooby Doo, damnit!?
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W: Which way did they go?
D: Well, based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd guess they went left
W: Could you really figure it out from all that?
D: Yes, but no, you idiot
D: They sent me a text
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D: That didn't end the way I expected, but at least nobody important died
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D: Technically it wasn't on fire
B: You completely blew it up
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R: I am an adult okay?!
R: Just last week I bought a vegetable
W: To throw at the police
D: And then you called us to bail you out of jail
W: Because you spent your bail money for the month on a vegetable
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W: Do you even know how to drive this thing?!
D: Normally, I'd lie and say yes, but considering the fact that I almost flew us into that building, I'm going to say we both know the answer
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D: I would tell you to be yourself but that almost got us killed last time
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W: Is that blood?
D: No?
W: That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
