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D: What do you think would happen if we kissed right here, right now
W: I think it would cause a riot
D: Well, you know me
D: Causing riots is what I do best
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W: Gotham post must have a field day with you
D: Today's headlines was "Wayne Heir Dick Grayson-Wayne responds to question "are you Nightwing?" with "Bitch I mightwing."
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D: Hey how many S's are in charade?
W: put in like three just to be safe
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W: Why are you like this?
D: Trauma, baby!
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D: Howdy partner
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
R: Shut the fuck up none of you are gamers
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D: I love using my siblings for the betterment of my twitter account
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W: oh my lord
W: I love you for your instagram feed
W: saved & cherished
D: oh, honey
D: i'm just here to spill the tea,,,
D: and it is sTeaming
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D: morals are lost when monopoly is played
W: Its almost as horrifying as Uno
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W: You want anything to drink?
D: The tears of our enemies wretched from their bodies as their bones are crushed
W: I have Jasmine tea??
D: Ooh, Jasmine. Yes, please
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D: Man, watching Bruce drop someone off a roof is always weird
D: Like, its 20 feet. Walk it off
W: Dickie, you do know normal people don't just "walk off" a 20-foot fall, right?
W: RIGHT?
D: ,,,yes
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W: You might not remember this, but there was a time when I thought you were out of my league
D: Babe, I AM out of your league, you're a very lucky man
W: Honestly I tell myself that every day
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D: Timmy was going through Jay's closet like, "we need more shirts"
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W: You'll never guess what happened
D: Did you see a cute dog
W: I saw a cute dog!
D: !!!
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D: people don't think it be like it be, but it do
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W: What are you doing?
D: Looking for trouble. If I can't find it, I shall create it
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D: Timmy just sent me a video of Jay taking off his leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath
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W: They don't call me a fucking dumbass bitch for nothing
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D: Honestly I have bullshited my way through more than a decade of my life and it worked out Fucking great
---- [The Three Muskequeers] ----
W: whomst the fuck's man is this
R: The real question is:
R: Who's mans am *I*
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D: Way to go, Paul
W: Nice, Ron
R: What the fuck, Richard
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Text Me Back // Book One
Fanfiction(W- Wally West. D- Dick Grayson. R- Roy Harper.) D: Want to know how I remember how to spell 'Assume'? W: Okay..... D: Don't assume or you'll make an ass out of u and me ---- W: I am entirely convinced your last words will either be 'whoops' or 'sh...
