Thirty Days in Heaven - Niall Horan Fanfiction

17. Calvin Klein

Chapter Seventeen: Calvin Klein

Arriving back in Adelaide was a breath of fresh air. It's good to be home, seeing the same old things all over again. I have never really left Adelaide or Australia before, and I really liked it on the island and in Paris with Niall but you can't beat home sweet home. When we arrived back Harry's Limo was sitting in the drive way already. When we pulled up Harry got out of the Limo and pointed at his left hand and started tapping his foot and shaking his head like a loony.

"Just because you miss us so much" Niall said getting out of the Limo and helping me out. People were starting to come out of their houses now and starting to look at the Limo's weirdly.

"Okay guys let's go inside before my neighbours recognise who you are."

"Good idea!" they said in unison. I unlocked the familiar lock, that did its familiar click and pushed the door open to the familiar smell of... What the f@#% is that?

"Babe I think you left your meat in the fridge and it's gone off..."

"EEWWW!!"

"It's okay I'll get it sweet heart..."

Yuck, yuck yuck! How embarrassing too. "I must have forgotten about it.... Oh that's left over curry... That explains that smell..."

"That reminds me what's for dinner?"

"You can't honestly be hungry while holding off curry."

"You bet!"

"I was thinking a good ol' Aussie Barbie!"

"Ooh yum!"

"I'll text Mum and tell her to bring Sausages and lamp chops! I have a friend coming for you Harry" I winked.

"Ohh is she a little bit fancy?" Harry quoted, he was so busy snooping around my house I didn't notice he had turned on my tv and saw the "Grand Angus" add. He didn't even have to put on an accent.

To: Mum

Hey mum we're here, Niall brought Harry, so we'll need food for 5, and I haven't had the chance to go shopping, and I need to get Niall and Harry settled in... Please can you get the food? Thanks! Love ya! Xoxo

Okay and now Britt...

To: Britt

Hey! We're home! Better get here soon before Harry gets too comfy on my couch! Love ya! Xoxo

"Where am I sleeping?" Harry asked.

"I have a spare bedroom, I'll show you it now!"

Beep Beep. Oh text message!

From: Mum

Okay sweetie see you in about an hour.

Beep Beep.

From: Britt

Be there in five.

I showed Harry to his room where he started stripping off his shirt and pants straight away. I think he took off his shoes on the couch.

"Hey, hey, hey! Keep your clothes on Britt will be here in a minute!"

"That's why I'm changing!"

"Couldn't you wait until I was out?"

"You're not moving fast enough" he said going to take his underwear off. Okay time to leave. I walked out bumping into Niall.

"I see you have actually met Harry now."

"Yep almost met his little fireman...."

"Hahaha you're adorable."

"Hahaha Britt is here."

"How do you know?"

"3... 2... 1..."

Ding dong.

"Wow.. you're psycic..."

"Sweet heart, my window is open." I say waving at Britt through the window.

"Way to make me look like a jretard"

"I only see amazing"

I opened the door to Britt literally jumping on me and almost pushing me to the ground.

"Hey Meg!"

"Hey!"

"So this is Niall?" she said winking.

"Yep!"

"Hey! what's cooking?"

"Yeah Meg what's cooking?"

"A barbie!"

"Mmmm been hanging out for one of those"

"Me too!" Niall agreed.... "I've never had one"

"And you must be Britt." Harry said winking.

"Trying to charm her already Harry? Give her a break." He was wearing a white v neck and a black blazer. "And where the f#$% are your pants?"

"Shit."

Britt and I both burst out laughing. Hands clutching our stomachs. Bent over. Laughing our absolute asses off. Poor Harry started going red.

"Harry you're going red, you're never shy about being naked you must really like Britt." Niall said winking. Of course he would she's beautiful and tall and skinny! And she has the coolest eyes where one and a half eyes are a browny colour and the other half of the second is a green. But she still manages to be drop dead gorgeous. And she's wearing black skinny leg jeans with black gladiator shoes and a flowy peach coloured top. She could literally put on a cow costume and still look hot.

Harry just walked off and into his room to get some pants and came out with some nice white jeans. Too bad he doesn't know the Bbq will probably stain them.

"Let's start this again. Hi, I'm Harry and you're extremely beautiful."

Harry's P.O.V

I walked out for a second time. In pants. I was so embarrassed to walk out with no pants in front of someone as truly beautiful as Britt. She has the perfect curves and her eyes are the coolest things ever. I want to make it right with this girl, and my theory is, if you get along with one girl, you will get along with her friend... as long as you don't bang the first girl and never call her....

"Let's start this again. Hi, I'm Harry and you're extremely beautiful." Was that a bit much? I think it was. Shit. What if she doesn't like me?

"Hey, Mr. Calvin Klein"

"Ugh I am so sorry."

"It's cool, I didn't even notice until Meg pointed it out."

"Hey don't judge, you should have seen him before." Meg protested.

"Okay guys Meg and I need to unpack, you guys have fun!" Niall said pushing Meg out of the room and winking at me.

"You know you're going to get a stain on those pants." Britt pointed out.

"I don't care, it will give them character."

"It will give them a stain."

"Fine do you want me to change?"

"No."

"Then what?"

"I want them off." She winked at me.

"Hey I don't even know you." I joked. Which wasn't actually a joke.

"Haha, I know, so what do you know about Niall and Meg?"

"Niall really loves her, and he doesn't want to leave her alone when he's on tour, but he has to."

"Poor Meg, I'll have to keep her company..."

"Yeah, poor Niall too, now it will be up to Zayn and I to make Niall, Liam and Louis feel better... actually... Zayn and the girl he got put with are together so I'm the only lonely one." It's sad really, how I'm the only one, I used to have Niall and Zayn but now it's just me... and I can't seem to keep my eyes off Brittany.

"Pretty much every girl wants you!"

"Do you want me?"

"That, Mr Calvin Klein is for me to know and for you to find out."