"Hmm. Id give it an eight. I think we can do better" sophia says as Ella comes out in a floor length blue gown "Yeah i mean its cute but its sorta boring? I dunno. Its lacking the wow factor" ella agrees, spinning around in the mirror. All the girls and I flew out to New York last night so we could have a little girls day today because we haven't hung out since the dinosaurs went extinct. Tomorrow everyone else is flying down and were all gonna go to the Calpurnia concert to support Finn, then were gonna fuck around in the city for a couple days. Weve been at this for a couple hours now, just walking around the city and shopping. And lemme just say my wallet is definitely a few pounds lighter now. We're currently at a cute dress boutique in downtown New York, I definitely dont plan on buying anything because all the dresses are $300 minimum, but weve been having a fun time putting on a little fashion show. "Okay Kels its your turn next" Millie says, smirking at me and pushing me into the fitting room. When we first got here we all picked out dresses for another person to try on, so because of my stellar luck i got Ella. Shes gonna set me up to get flamed because shes a bully. Ugh. Its fun to watch other people do it but its so much work to actually do it yourself. Yanno most girls enjoy shopping, but i never really have. Prolly because im an 11 year old prepubescent irish boy. Idk. I groan when i see the dresses shes picked out. Dont get me wrong, theyre absolutely beautiful but im not attractive enough to wear stuff like this so im just gonna end up embarrassing myself. Sigh I put on the first dress she picked out, and head out to show them
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"So... whatcha think?" Sadie, Sophia, and Ella all scream various compliments at me, making me all blushy and shit because i fuCKING LOVE THEM. "Its beautiful, and it fits really nicely, buut im not a huge fan of the sparkles" millie says, looking me up and down "Next" Ella winks at me before i go back in the room "Ella i swear if you chose anything that'll make me look like shrek im gonna go beast mode on your ass" She laughs like she thinks im joking Okay okay what do we have next Okay um this ones pretty too? "Jeez Ella" I mumble to myself then put the dress on and walk out
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Again, the girls all compliment me and make me pose and stuff, but im not really feeling this "I dont know the flowers are kinda weird, and im definitely not hot enough to wear something like this" "Shut the fuck up hoebag. Youre like the hottest person alive" ella says, and sadie and sophia back her up because they are angels. "Alright Millie, what do ya think?" "Again, beautiful, but yeah, i agree the flowers are kinda weird" I nod and go back to the room. Thank god theres only one left i hate all this attention and especially when i look like sHrEk. But the last ones pretty. Really pretty, actually. Its really simple, but cute at the same time, which is kinda how I roll.
