Bucky Barnes imagines

Wanda|| thoughts

This doesn't have the best storyline but it's still cute

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The beach.

A beautiful place where all the shitty men just happened to be.

No matter what you did, men would always hit on you and Wanda. They wouldn't leave until you told them you weren't into men in general.

But this one particular man wasn't having it. "I've told you already," you tried to sound as calm as possible "I don't like guys!" You went to walk away but he grabbed your hand. "I can change that! Let me be the one off!" He replied.

Before you could say something back, a skateboard hit him in the head. You glanced around and saw Wanda standing a few feet away, hiding her smile behind an ice cream. "Not to be rude, but you deserved that" you said to the man before walking away to Wanda.

"Did you do that?" You smiled at Wanda. "Possibly" she smiled and shrugged. Wanda handed you your ice cream before taking your hand to find a spot to lay on the beach.

After searching for the perfect spot for 30 mins, you finally found it. On the sand, under a nice shady tree. "Ok. We good now? Are you sure this is the perfect spot?" You asked Wanda and she nodded. "Yes. I'm positive" Wanda replied, laying down her towel. "Ok good. I don't wanna move again" you said and lied down.

You and Wanda read your books for an hour or so. "That book sounds quite interesting, y/n" Wanda said, looking over at you. She must've read your mind. "Yeah it is. It's just getting to the good part now" you smiled before going back to your book.

The both of you continued reading for a while before Wanda stood up. "I'm just going to the toilet. I'll be back in a few minutes" She said and started to walk away. "Got it! Call me if you need anything!" You called after her as she walked away.

A few minutes passed and Wanda sent you a mind message, "help me. A guy is hitting on me and i don't know what to do. I'm 20 feet to the right of you" a smile was on your lips as you stood and looked around for Wanda, spotting her with a guy.

You quickly walked to them but stood back far enough to hear what he was saying. "Come on baby, just gimme ya' numba'" He said and tried to put his hand on Wanda's hip but she moved. "No thank you" she said. "Fucking help me!" Wanda said in your mind. You smiled and sent a "maybe" back.

You came up with an idea to just insult the hell out of the dude and hope Wanda would laugh. You had also volunteered for strucker to experiment on you. They gave you similar powers to Wanda so you also had telekinesis and you could read minds ect.

"He looks like a vanilla chocolate swirl. I mean, look at that random blonde strip. The rest of his hair is brown" You said, trying to stop yourself from smiling. You saw a smile play on Wanda's lips. "Stop, you're going to make me laugh" Wanda said. "That's the point" you replied before going back to insulting him.

You continued to insult the hell out of him but the one that got Wanda was probably the worst one you came up with, "I bet his ding dong is the size of my 3 year old nephews pinky finger" you said casually, looking around. Wanda, who was still trying to be persuaded by this dude, burst into a fit of giggles, making you smile.

"What're you laughing at? What's so funny?" The guy asked and Wanda waved his comment off. "I'm sorry, my girlfriend is just insulting the fuck out of you" she laughed more until tears were starting to come out of her eyes. "I-I'm sorry, what? Girlfriend?" The guy asked.

You stepped in before Wanda could. "Yes, girlfriend. Fuck off pinky dick" you said before hugging Wanda and kissing her cheek. Wanda laughed more at your comment. You had never seen someone look more embarrassed than this guy. He quickly apologised before walking away in a hurry.

"Y/n, that was amazing. Thank you" Wanda said, a smile still on her face. "No problem. It was fun" you smiled, leading Wanda back to your spot under the shady tree.