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fifteen

[conspiracy squad]

Taetae:
u guys
I kinda hav smth I wanna talk about
well it's a question I guess
and it's kinda important so...

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taetae what is it ? :(

Chocochip_kookie:
u ok Tae?

YourHobi:
we're here if u need ears Tae

Handsome_face:
yeah I'm here too
not sure if I can help but I'm here

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
go ahead and tell us Tae :)

Taetae:
I want everyone to be here tho...

NamJune:
here
yoongs?
yoongs
@Yoongi
@Yoongi

Yoongi:
u turd what is it now

NamJune:
Taehyung's got smth important to say

Chocochip_kookie:
we're all here now Tae

Taetae:
thanks guys :)
ok
well u see somethings been bothering me lately...
I've been thinking
do u guys ever just
idk
do u guys ever feel like
like
idk, a plastic bag?
u know, the kind that drifts through the wind?
wanting to start again?

YourHobi:
Tae
r u kidding me w/ this

Handsome_face:
is this a prank
have we been pranked

Yoongi:
wtf I waste my time w/ this
namjoon I blame u

NamJune:
u blame me 4 everything no matter what but ok
also Taehyung wtf lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
legit u had me worried for a sec there Tae >:(

Chocochip_kookie:
same lmfao but now I'm laughing

Handsome_face:
I paused my favorite tv show 4 this r u happy

Yoongi:
I wasted twenty seconds of my break on this

Blue_ribbon_mochi;
oh Yoongi ur at work??
u said u worked at a bookstore right?

Yoongi:
no I didn't say that
Namjoon did

Chocochip_kookie:
wait so u don't work at a bookstore then

Yoongi:
no I do
I was just stating that Namjoon revealed yet another fact about my life I did not give him permission 2

NamJune:
lmao drama queen u love me for it <3
ah speaking of my drama queen friend here omf u guys wanna see smth ridiculous
[image sent]

i swear i pull out my phone and snap a picture at lightning speed and somehow he looks like this
im actually angry at u min yoongi

Yoongi:
excuse me thats my job

YourHobi:
no fair i wish i could look that good when othr ppl take photos of me
jin sent me one b4 he snapped of me and i was making the stupidest expression rip

Handsome_face:
lmao yeah i know wut ur talking about

Taetae:
r u wearing a choker in that pic

Yoongi:
thats open to interpretation

Taetae:
no its not lolol i see it

Yoongi:
i dont rly like wearing them honestly but it was a gift from my aunt

NamJune:
yeah she also gave him that ring
which he politely gave back after insisting it was 2 much 4 him

Chocochip_kookie:
oh yeah i didnt even notice the ring at first

Handsome_face:
is ur aunt rich af or smth cuz wow

Yoongi:
well
shes well off to put it lightly yeah
so is namjoon's aunt

NamJune:
yeah we actually met thru our aunts when we were in elementary school
there was a party our aunts hosted (they're good friends) and somehow yoongi and i were both brought along by our mothers lmao
yoongi's aunt adores him tho fr
tries to give him gifts all the time and send him money but he turns her down most of the time unless its a special occasion

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
aw thats a really humble thing to do
if it were tae's aunt he would keep everything

Taetae:
WTF JIMINIE MEAN
But also cant deny anything lmaoo
so yoongi has ur aunt ever given u anything gucci

Yoongi:
do u mean gucci the brand or gucci as in the slang term meaning 'awesome'

NamJune:
im surprised u know that word has developed a second definition
i applaud u my friend

Taetae:
so is that a yes

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae i wont allow u to use yoongi for his gucci

Taetae:
i just want a pair of gucci slides is that too much to ask

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
buy them yourself

Taetae:
tehyre espensive

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
says the guy who already owns expensive clothing

Taetae:
more espensive than wut i hav

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
not true
tae ive seen ur wardrobe
u own gucci

Taetae:
ha i wish

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no i meant clothing from gucci not the company itself

Chocochip_kookie:
yeah tae wasnt that shirt w/ the tiger on it gucci brand?
u were wearing that the first time i saw u around campus

Taetae:
it was a gift

YourHobi:
dont tell me
u have a rich aunt too

Taetae:
no
but i wish
im kidding i am happy with what things i am blessed with

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u were just planning to use yoongis aunt to get gucci slides

Taetae:
wheres ur proof

YourHobi:
wtf even are gucci slides

Taetae:
*BIG GASP*

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae pls dont bombard the chat w/ pics of gucci slides
theyre shoes, hobi
expensive shoes
that tae will responsibly purchase w/ his own money and not pester yoongi about

Yoongi:
i honestly dont get why gucci is such a big deal

Taetae:
*ENORMOUS GASP*

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
dont get him started yoongi

Chocochip_kookie:
no pls do this sounds like it'll be good

Yoongi:
whether or not he gets started is no concern of mine my break is gonna end in five minutes
and again, blaming u joon for bringing me here

NamJune:
luv u