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forty-seven

[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Joonie:
guess who's fresh off the market

Yoongi:
pls tell me it's ur annoying personality
and that there's just been a shipment of common sense not to text me at one in the morning

Joonie:
i asked jin out

Yoongi:
oh did u now
u sure waited an awfully long time

Joonie:
ur one to talk
the yoonmin boat is still at the dock and ppl are getting impatient

Yoongi:
shut it this isn't about me

Joonie:
wtvr u saayy

Yoongi:
so when's ur guys first date or wtvr

Joonie:
r u actually showing an interest in my life

Yoongi:
ill stop

Joonie:
no pls dont
also i didnt plan a day yet i just asked him if he'd want to go out to eat with me sometime

Yoongi:
is that so

Joonie:
yeh
im looking forward to it

Yoongi:
well
im happy 4 u i guess

Joonie:
u guess
lmao
such a tsundere u r

Yoongi:
ur so annoying
let me know how it goes tho

Joonie:
of course

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[Seokjin and Hoseok private chat]

Handsome_face:
_(:3 」∠)_

YourHobi:
lmao wut

Handsome_face:
oh ur actually awake lolol

YourHobi:
yeh i was just about to go to sleep tho
wuts up

Handsome_face:
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
guess

YourHobi:
namjoon asked u out

Handsome_face:
wh
u werent actually supposed to guess it right
that ruins my fun

YourHobi:
wAIT RLY I JUST SAID THAT RANDOMLY
YAY ╰(▔∀▔)╯
IM SO HAPPI
:D

Handsome_face:
he kissed me on the cheek 2 ( ˙꒳˙ )

YourHobi:
uwu
fr i rly am happy jinnie
namjoon is such a cool dude
unlike ur last bf
screw him he ain't got nth on joon

Handsome_face:
right?
so glad i never kissed him

YourHobi:
u nvr kissed him?

Handsome_face:
nope

YourHobi:
good
I hated him
only caring about u cuz of ur looks
what a douche
if I wasn't a child of the sun I'd have murdered him in cold blood

Handsome_face:
lmao I still remember ur reaction when u first met him

YourHobi:
yeah my radar was going crazy
but I didn't want to straight up tell u to dump his sorry butt tho cuz in the start u seemed to rly like him,,
but not in the way u seem to like Namjoon

Handsome_face:
nowhere near
like
here's namjoon
(・ω・)ノ [look how cute]
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Σ(▼□▼メ)
here's my ex
far away

YourHobi:
that took u a long time to type out

Handsome_face:
I know
I was just trying to make a point

YourHobi:
point made :)
now this is the part where I would typically say if Namjoon ever hurts u that u can come running back to me but I trust him never to do that

Handsome_face:
:,)
it warms my heart to know that's how u think hobi...
u know I'm always secretly looking for ur approval

YourHobi:
I've known he's different by the way he talks and flirts with u
it's not like ur ex, nor those weirdos in high school who would always stop by ur desk just to tell u ur attractive
Namjoon acts like he just genuinely likes to talk to u
ya know?
and that's just what I've gathered from the group chat and those couple times I went to the cafe with u
but you've been going there a lot recently haven't u?

Handsome_face:
yeah I was just there tonight.
he treated me to coffee and acted rly concerned when he saw the dark circles under my eyes

YourHobi:
see what I mean?
he's actually a good guy
and he cares about u
and I'm happy cuz it's about freaking time jinnie u deserve someone to pamper u other than urself

Handsome_face:
aw but I don't want him to pamper me...

YourHobi:
rly

Handsome_face:
maybe a little (・ω・)ノ
but not too much ya know,,
like I'm not gonna pressure him to buy a ton of things 4 me u know I'm not like that

YourHobi:
of course I know that jinnie :))
I know u better than anyone

Handsome_face:
<3

YourHobi:
<3

Handsome_face:
I'm sleepy so I'm gonna go to bed now k
night night hobi

YourHobi:
night night jinnie
sleep well

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[Hoseok and Yugyeom private chat]

YourHobi:
I'm happy

Yugibear:
that's good
I like that