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fifty-nine

[he's lost at target now tf]

Taetae:
u guys i just blew all my money at a casino and now im sitting in the parking lot of ikea eating taco fries help

Chocochip_kookie:
tae wtf??? r u ok??
also its 1 am???

Taetae:
btw by casino i meant chuck e cheese's

YourHobi:
i figured
but ikea is open 24 hrs tho y r u sitting in the parking lot

Taetae:
uhhhh

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u got kicked out didnt u

Taetae:
u cant prove anything

YourHobi:
dude wut were u even doing 2nite were u drunk again or smth

Taetae:
no,,
look i swore id never drink irresponsibly again
i just
ok sumtimes a man's just gotta go on an adventure aight y u gotta judge

YourHobi:
ok but y does that adventure consist of spending all ur money at a children's arcade and pizza place then getting urself kicked out of a large furniture store

Taetae:
um ok wow hobi i thought u were my friend
ur moving urself down the list

YourHobi:
lmao wut list

Taetae:
my friends list
u just got moved beneath jin

Handsome_face:
um excuse me y was i beneath hobi to begin with

YourHobi:
u will always be beneath me

Handsome_face:
...well apparently not anymore

Chocochip_kookie:
and where am i on that list

Taetae:
ur not on that list
ur on a different list
the boyfriend list

Handsome_face:
how many ppl r on that

Taetae:
just kookie

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae it's not rly a list if there's only one person on it

Taetae:
fine ill add more

Chocochip_kookie:
dont i will accept no polygamous behavior in this relationship

Taetae:
ive just added jungkook, jeongguk, kook, guk, and jeon jungkook to the boyfriend list

Chocochip_kookie:
thats

YourHobi:
so where is kookie on that list

Taetae:
a close second behind jungkook

Chocochip_kookie:
wtf i cant even beat myself in the competition for ur affection

Taetae:
if u agree to let us host our wedding at chuck e cheese's then i'll consider bumping u up to the #1 slot

Handsome_face:
r u sure ur not drunk dude
or on drugs

Taetae:
ew gross drugs
those r 4 high ppl
the only thing im high on rn is the seasoning from these taco fries

YourHobi:
thats it
the drugs r in the seasoning

Taetae:
*gasp*
thats it
we've solved anothr mystery

Taetae has renamed the chat mystery gang

Taetae:
we're back in business bois

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae ffs go home already

Chocochip_kookie:
for once i actually agree with jimin
go back to ur dorm tae
or i'll call jeon jungkook and he'll drag u home

Taetae:
no pls not him
he's last on the list cuz he scares me sumtimes,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kim taehyung go home rn or so help us

Taetae:
hold on

Chocochip_kookie:
oh is he actually listening
i thought i'd rly have to go there and drag him out of that parking lot
maybe we knocked some sense into him

Taetae:
ok im back
this homeless dude walked up and i felt bad cuz he was looking at my taco fries so i gave him my taco fries and now im broke and have no food
he seems cool tho
kinda looks my age
his name is felix apparently
ah
ok he is gone
wait a sec i think i remember him from my art and design class
this was a scam ive been bamboozled
brb guys im gonna go get my taco fries back and maybe throw some hands
but not at his face cuz he was pretty
and dressed nicely
dang y did i believe him when he said he was homeless

Chocochip_kookie:
dont u dare flirt w/ him

Handsome_face:
sometimes i actually ask myself is tae real

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
i hate to admit this but same...

YourHobi:
add me to that list

Chocochip_kookie:
...yeah

Taetae:
ok update
felix and i split the fries
apparently he spent all his money at chuck e cheese's 2
we're going out to lunch tomorrow

Chocochip_kookie:
no ur not

Taetae:
no its ok he has a boyfriend already

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tae if u guys are both now broke who's gonna pay for ur meals

Taetae:
.
.
.
didnt think of that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
of course u didnt

Taetae:
wait ok i just asked felix
he says his boyfriend works at this one restaurant and he can persuade the guy to get us a free meal
problem solved
well ill talk to u guys later felix and i r gonna walk back to our dorms 2gethr now :D

Chocochip_kookie:
......

Handsome_face:
i can just feel it
that radiating jealousy