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[it has arrived]

taetae:
um
just so i don't sound stupid later down the road
namjoon and jin are engaged now right

chocochip_kookie:
yup

taetae:
why is no one else freaking out about this

yugibear:
I AM

taetae:
thx yugyeom
bUt LiKE

jiminieee:
i mean deep down we all knew it was gonna happen it was just a matter of when and how

sunkist:
last night and charades
CHARADES

chocochip_kookie:
mans is a genius

jiminieee:
he actually is
has an iq of 18 i think
*148
TYPO LMAO

chocochip_kookie:
*insert yoongi's comment that the first one was more accurate*

taetae:
that's so true tho
yoongi making that comment, not namjoon having an iq of 18
that's me

chocochip_kookie:
tae baby if u had an iq of 18 u probably wouldn't even be able to pick up a spoon to lift cereal into ur mouth
wait
bad example
you've struggled with that before

taetae:
IT WAS LIKE 5 AM

sunkist:
iq 18 kim taehyung

jiminieee:
STOP BULLYING HIM

yugibear:
tae's must be on a different scale, like his intelligence is just something we can't comprehend

chocochip_kookie:
this is true
him and youjin both

taetae:
now i can't tell if u guys are being subtly mean or not

jiminieee:
not mean tae
evaluative 🤔
if that's the right word

taetae:
i wouldn't know
i have an iq of 18 😤

sunkist:
tae u do not have an iq of 18

taetae:
i'm gonna take an iq test

chocochip_kookie:
tae ur iq doesn't define u
i'd still love u even if u had the lowest score possible

taetae:
brb
.
.
.
ok so all the tests i found require payment and that ain't worth it so instead i asked siri what she thought my iq was and she said she can't answer that so maybe that means my intelligence is too high to be measured

chocochip_chip:
there ya go baby that's the spirit
now go solve world problems

taetae:
is me being a little hungry a world problem

chocochip_kookie:
yes cuz u are my world 🌎

sunkist:
brb gonna throw up

yugibear:
lmao i was about to say "brb gonna uwu"

sunkist:
that works too
it's like a 50/50 feeling

jiminieee:
i feel like we've gone way off topic
what started this

sunkist:
beats me
but i am a little hungry as well
tae since ur immeasurably intelligent can u solve my world problem

taetae:
um
sorry iq 18 kim taehyung here what es füd

jiminieee:
tf tae lol

yugibear:
hobi i might not be as immeasurably intelligent as tae but i can solve ur problem
let's go out for breakfast!
just a quick breakfast tho, since we have class later

sunkist:
babe of course ❤️

taetae:
brb gonna throw up
*uwu

joonie:
who's throwing up

Yoongi:
me

jiminieee:
HOW DID U GUYS GET HERE AT THE SAME TIME

taetae:
THIS IS SORCERY I'M CALLING THE FBI

yugibear:
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
FBI HERE

sunkist:
yugi those are police sirens

yugibear:
🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔🚔
here comes the squadron

sunkist:
those are police cars

yugibear:
THERE ARE NO FBI EMOJIS

sunkist:
u right, i'm sorry babe
but wait yoongi if ur here where's jin

Yoongi:
do i look like i know

sunkist:
i can't see u

Yoongi:
he's taking a nap on his desk
instructor gave us the rest of the class for "discussion time" or wtvr so jin just went to sleep

joonie:
is he ok?
he didn't let on about not feeling well

Yoongi:
yeah he's fine, just sleepy

joonie:
tuck him in and give him a little smooch on the cheek for me

Yoongi:
tuck him in
u think i always just have a blanket handy or smth

joonie:
when we were in high school u did

chocochip_kookie:
lmao e x p o s e d

jiminieee:
that's adorable tho ☺️💕

yugibear:
yoongi didn't oppose to the smooch on the cheek let's not gloss over that

sunkist:
i love you lmfao

Yoongi:
yugyeom

yugibear:
:D yes yoongi?

Yoongi:
stop hanging around hoseok and jungkook

yugibear:
:O no yoongi

joonie:
cheek smooch and tell him joonie said i love u

Yoongi:
he's sleeping

joonie:
now

Yoongi:
tf i don't have to listen to u

joonie:
yes u do

Yoongi:
just cuz ur engaged now doesn't mean u have special privileges

joonie:
cheek. smooch.

Yoongi:
do it urself

joonie:
no i'm on my break at work and it's almost over

Yoongi:
better hurry then

joonie:
☹️

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[it has arrived]

luckyboi:
yoongi gave me a lil smooch on the cheek
he's gone full soft boi™️

Yoongi:
u were supposed to be sleeping
i thought u were sleeping
perhaps i should have killed u first to make sure

jiminieee:
YOONGI NO

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a/n:
updates two days in a row who am i

also thank you so much for 10k on crutches akhdowjdks that story is very special to me (and i'd recommend it to any of u who like my work and haven't read it yet)

love you all ❤️💜💕💜❤️