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blue_ribbon_mochi:
good news everybody

hakuna_ma_taetae:
yoongi popped the question???

chocochip_kookie:
tom holland accepted my love letters??

hakuna_ma_taetae:
YOU WROTE TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS???

sunkist:
who's tom holland

chocochip_kookie:
OH MY GOSH HOBI ARE U FOR REAL

hakuna_ma_taetae:
NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT KOOKIE U WROTE TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS???

sunkist:
is he a celebrity or smth

chocochip_kookie:
i am ashamed to call u my friend hoseok...

sunkist:
i am confuzzled

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IF U LOVE TOM SO MUCH WHY DONT U GO MARRY HIM

chocochip_kookie:
HE'S NOT REAL
wait yes he is lmao i forgot for a second he's not actually spider-man it's early
I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE

hakuna_ma_taetae:
OH OKAY IS THAT IT

joonie:
are u guys going thru relationship turbulence again

sunkist:
ohh he's the guy who plays spider-man
i got it

skippah:
👏

sunkist:
thanks babe

hakuna_ma_taetae:
IM HURT
I FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN CHEATED ON

blue_ribbon_mochi:
uh guys

hakuna_ma_taetae:
not now jiminie i'm going thru some things

luckyboi:
THERES A MOUSE IN THE DORM AHDKWH
wait
nvm that was a shoe
lol
🍳
wrong emoji
why is that in my frequently used section

sunkist:
oh my gosh he doesn't remember

skippah:
IT'S THE LIZARDS
IM TELLIN YA

joonie:
lizards aren't real

hakuna_ma_taetae:
WHAT
THIS IS ALMOST AS SHOCKING AS JUNGKOOK SENDING TOM HOLLAND LOVE LETTERS

chocochip_kookie:
that was shocking to u?

hakuna_ma_taetae:
not really tbh
BUT LIZARDS???

joonie:
a myth

luckyboi:
no joonie i believe u are mythtaken

sunkist:
i'm leaving

luckyboi:
pick up some eggs at the store for me will u

sunkist:
i'll consider it

blue_ribbon_mochi:
GUYS

sunkist:
gOSh Jimin will u calm down?? not everything is about u geez 😤

blue_ribbon_mochi:
OKAY FIRST OF ALL YOU ARE BEING MEAN
SECOND OF ALL JAIWJDKWND

hakuna_ma_taetae:
is there a click to translate button on this

blue_ribbon_mochi:
u KNOW WHAT
nO
since y'all are being so mean and won't shut up to let me say anything
NO ONE GETS TO KNOW WHAT THE GIBBERISH MEANS

joonie:
what if we bribed u

blue_ribbon_mochi:
that would be very unlike u namjoon
but my ears are open