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[mystery gang]

Taetae:
y'all I had a dream where Jungkook asked me out but it turns out he was just an alien who wanted to obtain data on humans for his alien race who wanted to invade us and I don't know how to feel about this

YourHobi:
did u say yes

Taetae:
ur missing the main point of the story

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae I'm not an alien I swear

Handsome_face:
smth only a real alien would say

Chocochip_kookie:
rly
then what would a human say in this situation pray tell

Handsome_face:
I'm not gonna pray tell anything u alien

Blue_ribbon_mochi;
wow I can't believe Jungkook's an alien

YourHobi:
right?? so scary
even more so since he's in the same class as us

Handsome_face:
what if yugyeom is an alien too?

YourHobi:
I wouldn't put it past him

NamJune:
what's going on dudes

Handsome_face:
Joonie Jungkook is an alien can u believe it??

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Joonie?

Taetae:
Joonie?

YourHobi:
Joonie??

Chocochip_kookie:
Joonie?

YourHobi:
hush alien
jin when did u start calling Namjoon Joonie??

Yoongi:
what's this?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
(°o°;)Yoongi Jungkook is an alien !!

YourHobi:
no hold on Jimin we'll go back to that
Jin?? hellooo

Handsome_face:
it was an accident

Yoongi:
was it tho

NamJune:
lmao yoongs he did the same thing the other day 2

Handsome_face:
I what

NamJune:
at the cafe? u stopped by for lunch and called me Joonie when I brought u ur food

Handsome_face:
oh fvk u caught that
it was an accident 2 I swear

YourHobi:
JINNIE

Taetae:
r u sure u went there for lunch or did u rly go for snacc
insert wink emoji here

Handsome_face:
y am I in this group chat

Yoongi:
I ask myself that every day

YourHobi:
jinnie what were u doing at Namjoon's cafe huh

NamJune:
it's not my cafe lmfao

Handsome_face:
I was having lunch did u completely skip over that part

YourHobi:
I did yeah

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[Hoseok and Seokjin private chat]

YourHobi:
u can tell me honestly here tho did u actually go to see Namjoon again

Handsome_face:
I did yeah

YourHobi:
I knew it

Handsome_face:
not a word in the gc do u hear me hobi

YourHobi:
yep yep

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