[everybody shut up and let jiminie speak]
luckyboi:
joon and i went to the beach today
Yoongi:
bad idea
luckyboi:
i felt like he was on a date with the crabs and i was the third wheel
joonie:
jin i'm sorry but also i did warn you
chocochip_kookie:
lmao
what's so great about crabs tho?
joonie:
um ok wow jungkook what's so great about animal crossing?
hakuna_ma_taetae:
u did not just pull that card in my presence
chocochip_kookie:
baby?
hakuna_ma_taetae:
i got the shotgun
blue_ribbon_mochi:
FOR GOODNESS SAKE CALM DOWN
sunkist:
do i smell another war brewing?
skippah:
ooh 😮
Yoongi:
not to change the subject to something more interesting and relevant but like
my leg's been doing a lot better lately
blue_ribbon_mochi:
THATS GREAT NEWS YOONGI
🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧❤️❤️❤️😭😭😭
chocochip_kookie:
that is great news
Yoongi:
yup
but i still can't walk without crutches so that's dumb
chocochip_kookie:
are they difficult to use?
Yoongi:
nah they're alright
i'm pretty much stationary most of the time anyway
hakuna_ma_taetae:
isn't that like
paper
Yoongi:
stationery
hakuna_ma_taetae:
yeah
isn't that paper
Yoongi:
...
luckyboi:
ooh i just thought of a joke
what do u call paper that doesn't move
Yoongi:
paper doesn't move
luckyboi:
stationary stationery
Yoongi:
that's literally the stupidest joke
shouldn't even be qualified as a joke
luckyboi:
they can't all be zingers yoongi jeez
Yoongi:
and that's not a word...
blue_ribbon_mochi:
other than your leg how've you been feeling yoongi?
do u need anything??
Yoongi:
well recently this headache just came to me
joonie:
if u say it's me i swear yoongi
Yoongi:
i heard u knock on the door
what was i supposed to do
pass up on a perfect joke opportunity?
joonie:
no
u could open the door
Yoongi:
no i'm sick in bed cough cough
come back later
sunkist:
lmao yoongi
joonie:
i was hoping you'd be happy to see me after i was gone most of the day but alas rather than a painkiller i am the pain-bringer...
hakuna_ma_taetae:
wow so emo namjoon
joonie:
thank you
i'm thinking about starting a side-career as a blues singer
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FanfictionIn which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and h...
