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eighty

[Yoongi and Namjoon private chat]

Yoongi:
fkvkn
joon

Joonie:
yeeeesss?

Yoongi:
oh ur up

Joonie:
yes I am
it's only one am

Yoongi:
ur usually asleep tho

Joonie:
and u usually type faster than u r now lmao

Yoongi:
that's cuz I'm using one hand
Jimin's sleeping on the other

Joonie:
nice

Yoongi:
well
yes
but also
not

Joonie:
y, is ur arm numb lmao

Yoongi:
that's not the issue
Joon he's making this soft little hum every time he exhales and it's the most adorable thing ever and I can't sleep bcuz I just want to listen to him but at the same time I need to sleep cuz I gotta get up at like six am tomorrow do u see my dilemma here

Joonie:
I aged waiting for u to type all that out

Yoongi:
u age every second regardless of how fast I text
so stfu

Joonie:
tru
tru

Yoongi:
Joon
help

Joonie:
how

Yoongi:
idfk
uGh he's like
i cant even explain it to u

Joonie:
cool whipped boi

Yoongi:
y do i evr text anythign to u honestly

Joonie:
<3
idk but im glad u do
aw the image of u blushing at the sound of jimin cooing in his sleep,,

Yoongi:
hes not cooing
like i said it's like a soft hum
anyway shut up i hate u

Joonie:
if i had a nickel for every time youve said those exact words to me
but also idrk wut to tell u yoongs
if u rly cant sleep bcuz of it then wake him up

Yoongi:
absolutely tf not
he's sleeping so soundly
and cutely
and ffs i just wanna kiss his lips but im afraid it'll disturb his peace and he'll stop making the cute noises

Joonie:
i thought thats what u wanted

Yoongi:
tf no i dont want him to stop did i not mention it's the most adorable thing ever
oh
oh ok he
just nuzzled into my chest
im about to cry

Joonie:
bby boi

Yoongi:
he is

Joonie:
no u both is

Yoongi:
ok well thx 4 nothing gn joon

Joonie:
night night bby boi

Yoongi:
old man

Joonie:
ur older than me

Yoongi:
shut up

*

*

[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Taetae:
>:(
y u mad
:(
y u sad
when u can be
:)
glade

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?

Taetae:
it's a vine jiminie u would understand if u were up to date on vine culture