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eighty-seven

[pretty boi standoff]

Handsome_face:
does anyone know if cracking ur knuckles is bad

Yugibear:
x_x oohhhsf i heard that can cause arthritis

Joonie:
nah thats not actually true
if yoongi hasnt gotten arthritis by now then he never will
boi's been cracking his knuckles since he was in the womb

YourHobi:
"boi's been cracking his knuckles since he was in the womb"
that's the best thing I've heard all week h e l p

Yoongi:
I've been warming up for a long time
I've always known I would kill a man,
with what method I don't know, but aggressively popping the gas bubbles in my hands is a good way to prepare whether I'm physically beating someone or using a weapon

Handsome_face:
ok wtf

Joonie:
don't act surprised Jin we all know how Yoongi is
he threatens me all the time lmao
who knows I'll probably be the first to be slain by his hands

Yoongi:
yes
and would u like to choose how u are killed

Yugibear:
aw how sweet of him to ask

Joonie:
something quick and painless
like don't torture me

Yoongi:
the neck
close to the jaw, I can bust an artery for u

Taetae:
i
m
uncomfortable

Joonie:
yoongs no lmao that would be a slow and quiet death

Yoongi:
u know what else is a slow and quiet death
a serrated stainless steel blade shoved between the 7th and 8th rib and
t w i s t e d

YourHobi:
I am very frightened.

Blue_ribbon_mochi has renamed the chat MIN YOONGI'S THERAPY GROUP

Yoongi:
what
I don't need therapy

Taetae:
GOOD IDEA JIMINIE
THERAPY

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
I DONR WANT U TURNING INTO A SERIAL KILLER YOONGI THT MIGHT MAKE ME WANT 2 BREAK UP W/ U

Handsome_face:
might???

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
hUSh
the first therapy session will now begin if there are no arguments

Yoongi:
I have an argument

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
invalid
we're beginning
Min Yoongi how r u feeling today?

Yoongi:
tired

Taetae:
EXACTLY SMTH A POTENTIAL SERIAL KILLER WOULD SAY,,,,

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE BE QUIET
anyway yoongi,,
tired? hmm
ok
any uh
particular urges to stab anyone lately?

Joonie:
that's everyday for him jimin

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NAMJOON BE QUIET
so yoongi?

Yoongi:
I suppose I have
I wouldn't actually do it tho

Chocochip_kookie:
exactly something a person who was trying to insist they weren't a serial killer when they rly were would say

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
JUNGKOOK BE QUIET

Chocochip_kookie:
u cannot silence me

Yoongi:
jimin relax im not going to kill anybody

Handsome_face:
exactly smth a person who was actually going to kill someone would say