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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
HOW TO BE SUAVE

Taetae:
Jiminie I'm not google

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
NO GOOGLE WASNT HELPFUL I NEED UR PROFESSIONAL OPINION

Taetae:
IM SORRY WHAT
MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION
DO U REALIZE WHO UR TALKING TO LMFAO

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
tAE pLs I'm being serious here,,,,

Taetae:
I'm not suave
I'm suaveless
ask Jungkook

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[Jimin and Jungkook private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
kook is Tae suave

Chocochip_kookie:
lmao

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
yeah ok kook doesn't think ur suave either

Taetae:
I MEANT ASK HIM HOW TO BE SUAVE NOT ASK HIM IF HE THINKS IM SUAVE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
oops
ok

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[Jimin and Jungkook private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Jungkook how can I be suave

Chocochip_kookie:
y

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what?

Chocochip_kookie:
y r u asking how to be suave
if I'm going to give u legitimate advice then I want to know in paragraph form y ur asking to begin with

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u turd
y can't u just be nice to me

Chocochip_kookie:
u want to woo Yoongi don't u

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
wHAT NO

Chocochip_kookie:
right
then pray tell for what other reason would u want to know how to be suave

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
well

Chocochip_kookie:
also y would u ask me of all ppl lmao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae suggested it

Chocochip_kookie:
aw he thinks I'm suave?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
so can u help me or not

Chocochip_kookie:
I guess so
not rly much I can say
but
to summarize it
that is to say, how I even remotely pull it off
is simply to feign it

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
?

Chocochip_kookie:
as in pretend
pretend u have confidence even if u don't
a lot of ppl in tv shows do it lmao
like they'll smirk and flirt with someone they like but then the second that someone is gone they'll explode

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
u watch 2 much anime

Chococchip_kookie:
maybe
but I'm not kidding that's what I do with Tae lmao
it doesn't always work tho sometimes I snap cuz ya know
he makes me soft
so I don't always try
but if u rly want to be suave then yeah that's pretty much all the advice I can give u
make urself think that you've got ur feelings under control