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twenty-six

[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
I want to kiss jimin so badly

NamJune:
do it then

Yoongi:
joon this isn't funny
he's at my dorm rn
and being his adorable sweet self and smiling constantly and taking care of me and I just want to grab his little face and kiss his cute lips
I'm resisting but it's so difficult
he's making me coffee rn and singing a song quietly to himself like what kind of dream husband scenario is this,,

NamJune:
just kiss him then ffs

Yoongi:
I'm not going to kiss him
but I want to
this is killing me
I don't wanna spring smth like that on him when he came over here to help me
fvk he just looked at me and did this little eye smile
kill me
he's too precious

NamJune:
I'm having trouble believing this is actually min yoongi I'm speaking to right now

Yoongi:
I bet his lips taste like cotton candy

NamJune:
oh my gosh yoongs

Yoongi:
I'm not kidding pls kill me

NamJune:
not until u man up and kiss the boi

Yoongi:
not here not now palpal

NamJune:
but u will eventually

Yoongi:
some day
when I figure out how confessing works and if it's mutual
I can't believe myself either rn
ok I should put my phone away I think he's done making the coffee
fvk he looked at me again
I'm *this* close to audibly screaming

NamJune:
good luck yoongs

Yoongi:
oh and if u dare screenshot this conversation and send it to anyone u will be the deadest man alive kim namjoon

NamJune:
understood

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
he
tae he fell asleep on my shoulder
i think i might cry

Taetae:
WAIT RLY
FVK
STAY STRONG JIMINIE

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
he's sleeping so peacefully i dont wanna wake him
i can hear his soft breathing and its starting to make me tired...

Taetae:
cUTe

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
im scared to fall asleep tho

Taetae:
why??
u dont want to fall asleep w/ him?
thats like uLTimAte couple goals

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
WE'RE NOT A COUPLE TAE
and besides if he wakes up b4 me it'll be a problem??
how will i explain myself??

Taetae:
y should u hav 2 explain urself
he fell asleep 1st he's to blame

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
taeee ;-;

Taetae:
sorry jiminie im trying to help, honest
if u really dont wanna fall asleep u can continue to text me to keep u awake
but rly i think u should just seize the moment and take a nap
wouldnt hurt anything, would it?

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
um,, my heart??
ughh fine i'll
i'll allow myself to go to sleep

Taetae:
yAYy
night night jiminie :D

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
night...
oh no he just nuzzled up against my shoulder here come the tears

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[Namjoon and Yoongi private chat]

Yoongi:
kill me

NamJune:
yoongs stop telling me 2 kill u already
but also what happened this time

Yoongi:
i was trying to work on an assignment but i got sleepy and fell asleep on his shoulder

NamJune:
niicee

Yoongi:
no u stupid walnut not nice
when i woke up his head was leaning against mine so i couldnt move w/o the risk of waking him up
and my hand was resting on his thigh
and i am really
really hoping
that he fell asleep before that
fvk i was so embarrassed when he woke up joon it's not even funny

NamJune:
is he still there??

Yoongi:
no he left after we ate lunch cuz he had to get to work
thank goodness 2 i dont know if i could bear him being here rn

NamJune:
yoongs relax it's not as bad as u make it sound

Yoongi:
yes it is

NamJune:
at least u didnt kiss him in ur sleep lmao

Yoongi:
not helping

NamJune:
hey man im trying

Yoongi:
somehow i doubt that immensely

NamJune:
mean

Yoongi:
joon what if hes weirded out by me now

NamJune:
yoongs cmon
jimin? of all people, weirded out by you, of all people?
do u realize how unlikely that sounds

Yoongi:
did u forget the part where i said my hand was on his thigh
for all i know he could have been awake when i did that

NamJune:
so

Yoongi:
joon wtf
okay picture falling asleep on seokjin's shoulder and putting your hand on his thigh

NamJune:
y r u bringing up seokjin lmaooo

Yoongi:
dont play dumb

NamJune:
im not playing anything

Yoongi:
wtvr i dont feel like arguing w/ u
im gonna try to get that assignment done i'll ttyl

NamJune:
kk byyee

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[Jimin and Taehyung private chat]

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
ᴵ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉᶰᵈᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃˢᶫᵉᵉᵖ

Taetae:
???

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nVM I GOTTA GET 2 WORK BYEE