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seventy-nine

[3 am texts with yo host dj gucci]

Taetae:
TIDBIT IS THE FUNNIEST WORD I HAVE CRYINF 4 TWELVE HOURS

YourHobi:
TiDBiT

Taetae:
also I'm on a caffeine high rn somebody needs to send over a pediatrician I can hear colors

Chocochip_kookie:
Tae a pediatrician is doctor for children
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.
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which is exactly what u need nvm

YourHobi:
he's becoming self-aware

Handsome_face:
lmfao

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
Tae y did u consume so much caffeine it's almost half past so freaking late go to bed

Taetae:
I had to finish up some work and I was already feeling sleepy at like 8 pm and I'm all done my hw now but oopsy doopsy I won't be sleeping tonight but hey who needs sleep when sleep isn't actually real and everything is a metaphor

Yoongi:
words to live by

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
lmao Yoongi
wait no not words to live by u need sleep too

Yoongi:
but sleep isn't real
taehyung said so himself

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
what does he know he's just a child

Taetae:
um

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
quiet child the adults r having a discussion

YourHobi:
savage

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
everyone needs to go to sleep honestly

Yoongi:
u first

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no u first

Yoongi:
no u first

Blue_ribbon_mochi;
no u first

Handsome_face:
is this what u two's text conversations r usually like

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
sometimes

YourHobi:
it's like their equivalent to "no u hang up"

Handsome_face:
lmfao
ooh fun game idea whoever goes to sleep last wins

Chocochip_kookie:
I'm in

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
no,, this is not a good idea >:(
everyone go. to. sleep.

Chocochip_kookie:
um says the guy who once asked us all what our favorite ice cream flavors were at one in the morning

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
listen that's in the past I'm a changed man

Chocochip_kookie:
lies
youd still do smth like that

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
nuh uh
but i mean since we're already here whats everyone's favorite candy

Taetae:
pop rocks
OOH I HAVE COCA COLA IN THE FRIDGE I HEARD THAT GOES GR8 WITH POP ROCKS

Blue_ribbon_mochi:
TAE NO THAT WILL KILL U

YourHobi:
WHAT JIMIN SAID
YUGYEOM DID THAT ONCE AND HE ALMOST PUKED

Chocochip_kookie:
*sheds single tear*
may he rip

Taetae:
wait why'd u say single tear ur not single silly
or
wAIT
DID U BREAK UP W/ ME AND I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE IT

Chocochip_kookie:
tae u rly need to go to bed

Taetae:
UR NOT EVEN DENYING IT I CANT BELIEVE U
THATS IT IM GONNA MAKE A POP ROCKS N COLA SOUP AND DRINK ALL OF IT