Dear Evan Hansen One- shots

A/N: Best friend application (please)

Y'all

I hate it when there's a whole chapter and it's just an A/N

But I guess I'll just be a hypocrite

Because something I just realized

I have no friends

Like seriously

So I have decided

I am taking best friend applications

Must:

-Be human
-Want a new best friend

Must NOT

-Murder me
-be homophobic
-get annoyed easily (bc I'm annoying af sorrryyy)

If these do not describe you then I'm sure we can work something out like I mean IG you can murder me idk

Someone please be my friend

(If you're one of the, like, 2 people I talk to don't get offended) (it's literally 2 guys not joking)

Ahhhhh I'm SOSOSOSOSOSOOO SORRY that this isn't an update, loves.

I'll try to update soon

UPDATE: guys my wattpad dms don't work for shit so I'll give you my hangouts or email or snap or whatever