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A/N: Hello! I know I took a while to update. I'm sorry!

So hear is my explanation for my absence. Unfortunately I have broken up with my boyfriend of two years. I've got a lot of demons to sort out so it's unfair for him to suffer with me. Writing is helping me through this and also you guys reading.

I love waking up and seeing all the votes and comments. Thank you for being there when you didn't even know. It means a lot.

To reward you guys on being my support system, here is a chapter that I worked REALLY REALLY hard on. Also it's over 3,000 words lol.

Enjoy! <3

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Brynn's P.O.V.

My mind is running wild.

I have so many ideas for pranks and so little time! The pranks just keep rolling in my mind without any sort of warning.

"We can put a skunk in his bed!" No, it'll stink up the whole house.

"Or Nair in his shampoo! The bitch will be bald!" He'd, honestly, probably look like a hotter version of Vin Diesel. An evil snort escapes my lips out of no where. Uh oh. I'm about to go full blown doctor evil.

"Or wax his eyebrows off!" No cause then he'd look like Jeffery Star.

"Or disorganize his office!" I yell and my evil laugh begins to erupt from the bottom of my stomach.

Dammit. My doctor evil alter ego just escaped.

"Disorganize his office?" Zito creases his eyebrows together obviously confused about that lame prank.

Yeah you're right Zito it would be lame.

Then, almost the greatest idea I have ever gotten in the history of ideas rams it's way into my brain. My pointer finger shots up as if a light bulb were to have physically shot out of my head and light up because that's how incredible this idea was.

I begin to rummage through the spice cupboard looking for a specific spice that I know Italians use in every recipe. I begin to push aside the cumin, tumaric, chili powder, but then when I pushed the basil out of the way the biggest container of dried oregano I have ever seen in my 21 years of age. It was like the heavens opened up with angels singing because this prank is going to be the best prank I've ever pulled.

My fingers grab the giant spice jar and begin to empty the contents into a small sandwich bag. A huge grin is across my face making my cheeks hurt, but I can feel myself pushing down my alter ego so I don't let out anymore evil laughs. Sometimes my pinky even raises to my mouth.

I can see the specifics of my plan working through my head and succeeding already. This is such a great idea.

"Brynn would you care to explain why you're having a weird internal conversation with yourself right now while emptying the dried oregano into a sandwich pouch?" Zito asks in a worried tone while furrowing his eyebrows.

"Brewing up the greatest prank of the history of man kind! It'll blow your pants off with one explanation!" My voice is almost as if I'm selling a gadget, on an As seen on TV infomercial, that clearly doesn't work. I look around the kitchen and outside the swinging doors quickly to make sure no spy is listening in on my devious prank to pull on our boss.

"Okay so here is the plan, We go into Mauro's office and trade out this for his weed." I'm holding up the bag next to my face. "Then whenever he goes to his office, Luca, you are going to go in and ask him if he wants to smoke with you."

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